Friday, March 4, 2022

It's time to fight back against the SOBs that are ruining baseball. Here are five strategies to take a chunk out of them.

Three days ago, we posted a call to arms against the rich bastards whose lockout  now threatens baseball. I'm mostly referring to the owners - the billionaire oligarchs who have more in common with Vladimir Putin than with the average fan. But let's not forget that players, who in their rookie years alone, bank what school teachers earn over a decade. 

Eventually, it will be our turn at bat. 

Fans need a strategy to register our fury. Though it's insane to think the job would fall to us - I've always viewed IT IS HIGH, at its heart, as a parody of fan sites - nobody ever thought a comedian could rally a nation. It's gotta start somewhere. If it's up to us, so be it.

Still, every strategy requires a footprint far larger than this site. Otherwise, it's all just an exercise in venting. (Which is fine, it just won't make a difference, that's all.) Whatever we do, we must hit on social media, on Reddit, on Instagram, and across other fan blogs - not just Yankee sites. We must recruit Gammonites, celebrities, everyone, and let them take over the whole campaign, if necessary.  As Ken Kesey once said, "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a weather vane." It's time for us to lightning rod this thing. 

Here are some of your suggestions. 

1. Hit MLB's anti-trust exemption, explained here. Doug K writes, "At a minimum we need a form letter to send to Congress." 

We can do this. The form letter is easy. The problem: Congress. Do any of us have faith in our government to do anything?  The good part: We know who they are and where they are. It's a slam dunk. Inundate them. Online petition. Special site.  

2. Boycotts. Several of you mentioned this. It's a no-brainer. But let's face it: once the season starts, fans will forget. It's human nature. When the pennant race ignites, fans will feel the pangs of their personal history. We cannot change this. 

But but BUT... we can rally behind a Silent Opening Day. 

When MLB finally opens, each team will concoct a grand pageant to celebrate the religious moment. Some local hero (sadly, in this case, used as a flunky) will throw out the first ball. "Dignitaries" will show up. A band will play. The first 500 fans will get some cheap form of swag.

Imagine 30 empty stadiums. Thirty silent home openers.

And once we knock out opening day, we start on Day 2. Let the players hear our silence, and the owners feel their money draining down their legs like piss.

3. Boycott MLB sponsors. Here's a site. Here's a list.

Arm&Hammer
Budweiser
Chevrolet
Camping World
Draft Kings
Geico
Google
Lysol
OxiClean
SiriusXM
Taco Bell
T Mobile
Audi
Toyota
H&R Block
Bank of America

Let's not forget the small, radio in-game sponsors - the injury attorneys and muffler repair dealers that John and Suzyn extol. They could be more inclined to jump ship. If any major sponsors drop out, that's a big hit. 

The always-trenchant ZacharyA writes:

If we try to start a social media movement boycotting MLB sponsors, it needs to be a very clear correlation between cancelling a subscription/service and the lockout. Something like this on Twitter:

"Today I cancelled my phone plan with @TMobile since they are a sponsor of @MLB. I will have nothing to do with the league or any of its sponsors due to the owner-imposed lockout and cancellation of games."

We should also hit the gambling sites.

"Today I withdrew all my funds from @DraftKings and will not be placing any more bets due to the league-imposed @MLB lockout. I placed 25 bets at a total of $2500 in 2021."

I love this. 

4. Personal action. DickAllen writes: 

I just called the MLB public relations office in NYC. Not surprisingly, my call went to voicemail. I left a message informing them that I hold the owners personally responsible for taking the game away from us - that it is OUR game, not theirs, and that I cancelled my MLBTV subscription today and would boycott any and all sponsors of corporate baseball until the owners gave the players what they have earned.

Please feel free to call them: 212.9317800

OR...

...you can send then an email:

publicrelations@mlb.com

Can we carpet bomb them with calls and emails? Or would we target certain people, influencers on the bubble?

5. Hashtag campaigns. Local Bargain Jerk - the genius whose MOON BIG PAPI campaign drove the Yankees into Defcon 5 -  suggests hashtag campaigns on social media.

Maybe we take a page from those who are famous for misinformation campaigns (e.g., Brad Parscale, QAnon) and plaster FB, Twitter, etc.  with information campaigns outlining in simple, brief terms what a bunch of scumbags these 30 oligarchs are ... i.e., by name. E.g., #HankSteinbrennerRuinedYankeesBaseball, #PeterAngelosRuinedOriolesBaseball, etc.

Whatever we do, hashtags must be part of it. Some of you might not be tech-savvy on this stuff. We will need to educate each other- simple instructions on how and when. It's easy, fellow geezers. Tom Selleck won't take your house. 

Folks, we need to start working on this. Part of us all wants to believe the owners and players will soon stop this nonsense. We had the same feeling about the war in Ukraine. The fact is, this might go on for a while. And in the end, the lords of baseball need to hear from us. They need to pay for what they've done. 

So... honestly, now... who's in, and what can we do?

17 comments:

JM said...

I saw on Twitter that today was the 102nd anniversary of Babe Ruth's first day of Spring Training as a Yankee.

Which just makes the lockout even sadder.

I'm torn between protest actions and doing nothing. That's because protesting involves caring, and right now I don't give a shit about major league baseball. And less about the Yankees. Both of which are new non-feelings for me.

Give me a while and maybe I'll change my tune. I don't know.

BTR999 said...

Like JM, I too have become so disillusioned that I will have to force myself into action. I think the lords of baseball are smart enough to realize that there will be quite a bit of blowback, especially from the better informed fans (such as my fellow travelers on this site), but they will patiently wait for the “average” fan to come back. So, I guess it is up to the likes of us to do some heavy lifting.

Doug K. said...

The silent opening day is a great idea. It has gravitas. It is the kind of thing that can be marketed and, even if it falls short, it will get our grievances out in front of the press because...

It's a compelling story.

Let's focus there.

el duque said...

I totally get that feeling, that they're not worth our time and energy.

That's why we either do this full tilt - or step back and just call them names. Either is fine.

But I can tell you that I have absolutely no interest in opining about whether Aaron Hicks is our CF. I cannot carry water for people who, frankly, despise passionate fans. They just want our money, nothing more.

The Archangel said...

The silent opening is brilliant.

Also, it goes without saying that no one should ever buy a product which enriches MLB, and the players, such as jerseys and hats.

Also, make clear that we will not buy anything which is advertised on an MLB uniform. [I stopping buy Nike about 2 years ago.]

If millions of fans did that then MLB and the players would understand. P.S., ever rap artists and street celebs should not buy the lids.

This is a minimal expenditure of effort, so that should satisfy both those that want to man the barriers and those disillusioned and catatonic.

Carl J. Weitz said...

Count me in!

Someone needs to develop a daily "shill list" like many of the meme crypto coins employ to grow their "army" and spread the word. Tasks to do every day to keep the pressure on.

The one project that's going to be very hard if next to impossible to accomplish is the Silent Opening Day. Too many season ticket owners with a broad corporate base. And they are usually local business such as a hardware store or an auto dealership. Not the recipients of our other Fortune 500 boycott project.

DickAllen said...



Instead of a silent opening day, I intend to stand outside Dodger Stadium with duct tape over my mouth. Maybe carrying a sign reading: "We won't get fooled again."

And not go inside.

Local Bargain Jerk said...


This is starting to percolate. A "Silent Opening Day" is a great idea (even though I personally love going to Opening Day).

A Silent Opening Day is actually another kind of lockout ... a FAN lockout. And that's what we need to impose on these assholes.

SO:

     #SilentOpeningDay

     #MLBFanLockout


Those will make some nicely effective sound bites. As someone above said, let's just figure out how to organize around those.

How about this?

1) We can create an impressive and compelling website. E.g., MLBFanLockout.com or SilentOpeningDay.com.

2) We can/will begin discussing it here on IIH.

3) The website would include something like a Guest Log similar to the way obituary websites do it. We could have a contest to determine which fan writes the best note concerning how the loss of baseball has ruined his life, the best suggestion for how to stick it to the owners, etc.

4) After such a site is up and running, we could simultaneously have an initiative to publicize it in the mainstream press (e.g., NYPost, NY Daily News, Sporting News,etc.). I can tell you from first-hand experience that the Moon Big Papi campaign went nuts-o -- off the charts nuts-o -- once a small bit of publicity was had. As soon as that first article hit a mainstream publication, every other lazy journalist in the nation picked up on it and reiterated it. You can't imagine the number of those clickbait little FM radio ads that appear all over Facebook ran a little Moon Big Papi blurb.

5) We can ensure #4 happens by creating fresh, FUNNY, compelling content on the website. I trust ALL the readers/writers on this site to do that.

MAN. Now I'm getting warmed up.

I still work for a living, so more to come.

Local Bargain Jerk said...


Carl J. Weitz said:

Someone needs to develop a daily "shill list" like many of the meme crypto coins...

YES! We could create one of those idiotic NFT's (which I'm not sure I fully understand) that are all the buzz these days.

If NFTs work for Kim Kardashian and Melania Trump, it would certainly work for us.

The Archangel said...

Also, DO NOT use any of the Gambling Houses. They are pouring money into the MLB coffers.

Bet the old fashion way, with a bookie that you know.
This will "support" local business and deny MLB a slice.
Moreover you won't have to give any money to the Feds who will just piss it away anyhow.

IF bookies were good enough for your Dad, they are good enough for you.

Fuck MLB and "Draft Kings" and their ilk

el duque said...

Not sure I like the phrase "Silent Opening Day." It conjures up the notion of "silent openings" of restaurants.

Need something more explosive and angry.

Local Bargain Jerk said...


For me, "Silent Opening Day" is reminiscent of Rachel Carson's "Silent Spring". It struck me as being suitably ominous and post apocalyptic.

All the same, we're still in the "throwing out ideas" phase, so anything is valid.

Also: I'm working on our list of demands that must be met before the Fan Lockout can end.

BTR999 said...

Fan lockout….YES!

Carl J. Weitz said...

@ LBJ

NFTs might appear idiotic.....and many are. Some of the most popular and expensive are what is termed " Space Punk" or Alien renderings. They look like early space invader characters that were nothing more than a rudimentary digital computer paper throw away. Yet they now go for millions. Go figure. But I wouldn't pay a dime for them.

A shill list is a daily "to do" set of tasks consisting of about 5-10 actions. It works. It provides a structure.

Crypto might seem futuristic to many. But the future has already arrived. Look at all the governmental jurisdictions either accepting crypto as payment or are in the process of developing their own municipal coins such as NYC, Miami and Chicago to name a few. Look at your local bar or convenience store and chances are you will see a crypto ATM.

And getting in on the ground floor of a token with meme popularity and utility can make one very wealthy for a modest investment. It would be wise to investigate.

Alphonso said...

I'm in. I am going to begin posting dis-information on FB.

Such As; " Billionaire owners support fans and advocate fixed price for upper deck ickets ( not to exceed $1000).

Or; " Opening day scheduled for Friday! New agreement signed at midnight"

Doctor T said...

Excellent! I love the ideas and enthusiasm! The best way to get their attention is to cancel subscriptions. I agree we also need to go after their anti-trust exemption, though I doubt Congress has time or the cooperation-level to do more than harrumph dis-harmoniously.

But along those lines, perhaps we could demand that the Mayor or City Council investigate Randy Levine's sweetheart deals for Yankee Stadium.

But going after their pocket book, while trashing them like the opposition in British Parliament, seems the most effective plan.

BernBabyBern said...

I think the "Silent Opening Day" is catchy enough to actually get some publicity. Only problem is we can't actually do it until these dopes finally reach a deal, and then the baseball writers will be so thrilled that they get to go to the stadium and get free sandwiches that they will be too caught up in that to pay attention to it.

The sponsor boycott, though, is something we can do in the meantime. We get a basic website up and put the list of MLB corporate sponsors up with a basic form letter that fans can copy, paste and mail to the companies telling them that aren't buying their products. Post as much as possible on social media, get some hashtags going like LBJ said, and this might just get some traction.

And hey, there are about 8.2 million Yankees podcasts out there (I think we're the only site without one at this point) that are starving for guests. Anything to get the word out.