Tuesday, March 22, 2022

What we talk about, when we talk about Boone

 The Surrealist Compliment Generator.

Your unexpected explosion entangles us in a web of premature umbrellas and precocious timepieces.

6 comments:

AboveAverage said...

KABOONE' !!!!!!!!!

The Archangel said...

Wait until August when this is a .500 team and we just got a start from someone we picked up after he was released from the Royals and the guy gave up 4 runs in 2.1 innings.
That will be fun .

Dantes said...

You guys still listen to Boone interviews? Other than as a sleep aid?

ranger_lp said...

@Archangel..."He really had good stuff today...but he made two mistakes and they went over the fence...uh...so Matt needs to work on this with him...uh..."

EDB said...

I mute my TV when Manager Kumbaya speaks. He should be in politics.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Or maybe couples counseling.

"You say she broke your nose again, but this time she broke it with a rolling pin, not a waffle iron? Wouldn't we call that progress?"