It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: Nooooooooooooooooooooo(cough)ooooo

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Posted by el duque at 4:03 PM

Shoot me, shoot me, just pull the trigger, do it, DO IT, DAMMYOU, DO IT!

Tanaka needs an MRI.

Rufus.T.Firefly said...: We could sign Jamie Moyer. I heard he's available.; July 9, 2014 at 4:35 PM
Sam said...: More proof of the laws of Karma. Well, we have Brandon McCarthy!

This is the Titanic, with too few lifeboats.

FIRE CASHMAN NOW!; July 9, 2014 at 4:43 PM
Not Anonymous said...: speechless; July 9, 2014 at 5:04 PM
Anonymous said...: It's all John M.'s fault...; July 9, 2014 at 5:19 PM
Mikegyro said...: This season is OVA!; July 9, 2014 at 5:48 PM
Celerino Sanchez said...: We sit in the car outside your house you're quiet
I can feel the heat coming 'round
I go to put my arm around you
And you give me a look like I'm way out of bounds
Well you let out one of your bored sighs
Well lately when I look into your eyes
I'm going down, down, down, down
I'm going down, down, down, down
I'm going down, down, down, down
I'm going down, down, down, down; July 9, 2014 at 6:05 PM
KD said...: we worked him like a rented mule.; July 9, 2014 at 6:08 PM
Stang said...: Now we're down to Betances, for a total of 1 (one) reason to watch the Yankees.; July 9, 2014 at 7:30 PM