Thursday, April 21, 2011

Who Is This Latest Dog From Scranton?

A prospect closer named after a shirt company?


He sucked last night.

Isn't that enough?

Send him back !!!

And what is Phil Hughes doing on the bench?

Send him to Tampa.

That's where Pavano held out for 3 years.

We have more crappy pitching prospects than anyone.

The only good pitchers we have are really old and fat.

That's it.

So am I.

3 comments:

Richard Hertz said...

Alph,
We have Calvin Klein on our staff?
No wonder he sucks.

alph said...

The Pendleton dude.

Joe De Pastry said...

Old and fat rules!
Well, for guys anyway.