Monday, December 19, 2011

What made Kim Jong ill?

What made Kim Jong ill?
Where had Nathan lain?
What gives you faith, Hill?
Where’s the john, McCain?
When is Barney frank?
Whom did Albert gore?
Who made Hillary swank?
Who drew Barrymore?
Who paid the bill, O’Reilly?
What made Orlando bloom?
Why was Tavis smiley?
Where’s the Brit, Hume?
What made Russell crow?
What was Peyton manning?
Why did you rob Lowe?
Who was Dakota fanning?
What gave Nancy grace?
What did Ethan hawk?
Who did Chevy chase?
How’s the kid, Rock?
Where was Christopher walkin’?
What was Kevin bakin’?
What cracks were Macauly caukin’?
Why was Clay achin’?
Can’t we all just Cher?
Who gave Steve jobs?
Where’s the gym, Leher?
Where’s the loo, Dobbs?
Let’s stretch Howie long!
Let’s make Diana crawl!
Quick, let’s lance Armstrong!
And then we’ll rush Limbaugh!


JM said...

I laughed, I cried.

The Pulitzer committee shall hear of this.

Bye Bye Balboni said...

Kinda makes you think, doesn't it....

Anonymous said...

Mary Mother of Jesus, that was classic. How you haven't won a Nobel Peace Prize is fuckin' beyond me....

Suck It,



Mustang said...

Have a heart, Seely.