Who is pitching...? according to Abbott & Costello

Hey Abbott, who is pitching?

Yu.

Me? What the...? I can't pitch. I'm not warmed up. I'm not ready.

I'm well aware of that.

So then, who's pitching?

Yu.

Me?

No. Yu.

BUT I CAN'T PITCH! WE ALREADY DISCUSSED THAT! 

I know. That's why we're going with Yu.

But that doesn't make sense. WHY ME?

You mean, why Yu?

Yeah. Why me?

No, why Yu?

Why ...you... I'M GETTING MAD, ABBOTT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! WHO IS PITCHING?

We're going with Yu.

OK, I'll get ready.

No, Kei is gone. Back home to Yu.