Monday, July 29, 2019

A-Rod left the cake out in the rain

13 comments:

TheWinWarblist said...

That's a pretty lame ass cake to give to a superstar like A-Rod.



Fuck you Hal. Make sure A-Rod gets a better birthday cake next time.

KD said...

‘Stang lives! So happy to have you come play with us. Don’t be such a stranger, my friend.

Alphonso said...

I had the same reaction as WinWarblist...a fucking lame cake.

I wouldn't eat it either. Looks like she bought a generic cake at CVS....or, rather, had her PA buy it. The "fill-in the name" part was too complex for her to execute.

Plus, she isn't exactly a " hands on" person. Although I do realize one could take issue with that.

In any case, the cake looked like it was made from prunes..or is for a vegan goat.

Wait. Maybe it was an Urban dutch former farmer cake...for his dog. No offense, Ids.

Not Mr. A-Rod.

13bit said...

Somebody yesterday suggested that we call Boone "Boner" going forward. I am in favor of this.

I'd also like to start calling Rothschild "Nutsack," so that the pair can now be known as "Boner and Nutsack."

Parson Tom said...

Droopy Nutsack

13bit said...

Limpy Boner and Sticky Nutbag

Randy becomes "Candyass Levine"

and Hal stays "Hal," because that's bad enough. Although, if we really want to tweak him, we can start calling him "Baby Hal" or "George's Son"

I clearly need to get back to work.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

The cake is definitely from Target.

PA went the easy route:

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Fenway+Park,+Yawkey+Way,+Boston,+MA/Target,+1341+Boylston+St,+Boston,+MA+02215/@42.3453518,-71.1007619,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m14!4m13!1m5!1m1!1s0x89e379f63f253f6f:0xa2800dcb647a5504!2m2!1d-71.0972178!2d42.3466764!1m5!1m1!1s0x89e379f5e873ebc9:0xebb9b56d4591220a!2m2!1d-71.0998567!2d42.3442487!3e2

Love that that borg google still calls it Yawkey Way. Should be Pumpsie Green Blvd.

Ken of Brooklyn said...

That PA picked out the lamest cake ever, AND, it's the Met's colors, Bwah hahahahahahaha!

Urban Farmer formerly known as DutchFan said...

Nothing like a Stranger in Moscow. More like A Bitch in Beantown.
A first inning rollover.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-J40e5sdGwPMFC8oNTVnA1mbZ7zRNi8t/view?usp=drivesdk

TheWinWarblist said...

"Boner and Nutsack." So let it be written. So let it be done.



Fuck you Hal with a side order of "Boner and Nutsack."

TheWinWarblist said...

Thank the tiny gods it's an off day. The renal colic is killing me, and I can't take any more of that gameplay.



Fuck you Hal with a heaping side order of "Boner and Nutsack."

Anonymous said...

.....WAS IN MONTAUK FOR THE WEEKEND WATCHING US GET OUR BALLS KICKED IN....

THANK GOD WE WON THE LAST GAME....

AS STATED, WAS THERE ANY SHOT CC COULD BEAT BOSTON IN FENWAY?

NO SHOT.

WHICH LEADS ME TO MY ULTIMATE QUESTION...

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE GET TO THE PLAYOFFS OR WORLD SERIES?

KNOWING HOW WORRIED WE ARE ABOUT CC'S YANKEE LEGACY,(WHICH IS RIDICULOUS-NO PLAYER IS BIGGER THAN THE TEAM WINNING DURING PLAYOFF TIME), ARE WE CRAZY ENOUGH TO START HIM AGAINST BOSTON, HOUSTON, OR WHOEVER THE NL WOULD BRING?

I KNOW THE ANSWER.

....AND IT'S NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER.

HoraceClarke66 said...

I don't THINK even this team is that dumb, ALL-CAPS.

First, I don't think it'll even come up. I don't think this team can hold off the Red Sox for the division title, which puts them in the One Game, Bud Selig Memorial Play-In Game.

And if they advance beyond that...well, they didn't start David Cone in 2000, even though they owed him at least as much as they did CC.

As for CC's legacy, personally, I think it's been paid back in full with the $137 million we've paid him since he was last a first-rate starter, in 2012.