Sunday, July 21, 2019

Drunmp Blog continues more

We haven't lost since the druunk blog began. I'm gonna add one more day.

Undefeated. And no bad trades!

(It's all downhill from here.) 

36 comments:

TheWinWarblist said...

Buttocks!


Fuck you Hal.

13bit said...

For those going to the August 12th outing, check your email. We sent people emails yesterday to confirm their attendance before we actually buy the tickets this week.

It's a special questionnaire and there is no prize, but you'll be happy you filled it out.

Don't make me say the word "scrotum" one more time, okay?

Local Bargain Jerk said...


We haven't lost since the druunk blog began. I'm gonna add one more day.

Dear Mr. El Duque:

Perhaps you should consider keeping the drunk blog going until the Yankees next lose.

Yours truly,

The Enabler

Ken of Brooklyn said...

Say Hey !3bit,
I haven't received it yet, just sent you an email to double confirm my correct contact info, can't wait you Savages!!!

Ken of Brooklyn said...

And El Duque, I agree with LBJ, you've got 100 proof JuJu working in our favor, keep up the good work!!!

Local Bargain Jerk said...


Ken of Brooklyn: Please be sure to check your "Social" and "Promotions" folders in Gmail. Mine arrived i my "Promotions" folder. Someone else told me he fished it out of his spam folder.

I'll re-send directly if you still haven't received it.

TheWinWarblist said...

Say it, bitty. Say it with me. Scrotum. Yes! Yes! SAY IT!! SCROTUM!! SCROTUM!! SCROTUM!! SCROTUM!! SCROTUM!! SCROTUM!! SCROTUM!! SCROTUM!! SCROTUM!! SCROTUM!! SCROTUM!! SCROTUM!! SCROTUM!! SCROTUM!! SCROTUM!! SCROTUM!! SCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUMSCROTUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheWinWarblist said...

I have not received an email of this sort. I even looked in my spam folder. Sweet, cinnamon sugar coated, conjoined babies Buddha and Jesus onna stick, don't make me look in there again!


Fuck you Hal.

Ken of Brooklyn said...

AHHH YES LBJ, found it in my promotions box, thaaaanks!!!

Local Bargain Jerk said...


DJ LeMahieu is the man. Unbelievable.

TheWinWarblist said...

"David John makes long gone!" WTF???

13bit said...

Here’s the thing. I am reading Duque’s book And educating myself on the ins and outs of proper juju. “Scrotum“ was working for me very well last year - until it stopped working . I need to be very careful with how I deploy it. I may have to go back to one of my tried-and-true tactics from the late 90s, which I’m not going to describe here, but has nothing to do with anything scrotally-related.

TheWinWarblist said...

I keep hearing The Master say that Paxton is still pitching, but how can that be? Paxton gave up 5 runs last inning? Surely he was removed to limit further damage? You wouldn't let him go back out there when he's stinking up the Bronx like a rotting yak carcass, would you?

TheWinWarblist said...

Oh Bitty! You complete me!


Fuck you Hal.

JM said...

If you're Boone and Rothschild, you would. The tender flowers in the bullpen cannot be pushed to get Paxton into the shower. He must be allowed to give up an amount of runs that's insurmountable. Only then can our relievers be used, and only the worst of them then.

JM said...

Check that. Green is nowhere near the worst. In fact, only Cessa has earned that label, and he's actually been pretty good for a while.

Whither Holder?

TheWinWarblist said...

I think they melted Holder down for whale oil with which to light their lamps? Yes?

JM said...

This wouldst explain but it.

I'm not saying Paxton has been a disappointment for us this year. I think it's fairer to say he's been a large sucking pit of existential despair.

Accuracy matters.

TheWinWarblist said...

The despair is truly existential for me. Why this Canadian turd? Why not one who can pitch effectively in MLB? Why not Corbin? Why has Hal not taken up flying experimental light aircraft? Preferably hydrogen peroxide fueled experimental aircraft?


Fuck you Hal.

Local Bargain Jerk said...


TWW, I was confused briefly by Paxton's status also. I believe what happened was 1) he left a ton of runners on base when he was pulled and then, 2) some time later, when the last one crossed the plate at the hands of the reliever, John Sterling said "The book on Paxton is now complete". When he said it, Paxton had been out of the game for what seemed like a while so it was a bit confusing.

Surrenderer was sent to the land of Dunder-Mifflin at the end of June.

I agree Paxton has been a disappointment. His ERA was 21+ today...that won't help the back of his baseball card.

Ken of Brooklyn said...

Pleeeeze dear sweet sweet JuJu Gods, do not have Paxton lined up to pitch on August 12th,,,,, the book on him is INDEED complete!

URRRGGGGGGG!

Mustang said...

Blame Paxton all you want, but the real question is, is Duque drinking?

Ken of Brooklyn said...

Good point, but I don't think there's enough alcohol available to offset the plague of the twig maple!

13bit said...

Apropos of nothing...

https://youtu.be/14a81mv182I

TheWinWarblist said...

That was crazy. Who hits a home run and then beats up the pitcher? Was everyone psychotic back then form the leaded gasoline fumes?

JM said...

I was. One perspective.

JM said...

For kicks...Gamecast shows a batter's average in 9 zones. Sanchez is like .150 straight down the middle.

Shmuck.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Who hits a home run and then beats up the pitcher? The straw that stirs the drink, that’s who. We need more crazy.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

It was more the purple microdots than the lead fumes for me.

Just finished watching Mariano's speech.

I cried. Then I saw the score of the game and cried again. Please tell me a Rockette ate some dirt on a least one pitch.

Hal's (not that one) speech was also pretty good.

Ken of Brooklyn said...

WOW 13B, that was beyond outrageous,,,,,, seems like 100 years ago, tho maybe Luuuke should take notes!

Rufus T. Firefly said...


Bittie,

Thank you for that. And thanks for the cat herding.


I was never really a Reggie fan (I was a Munson guy), but he just went up about four notches on that one. (That, and I heard he was a good tipper at Mons Venus.) I do not remember it, but that was sometime during my microdot phase (I think).

ranger_lp said...

Well, so much for the streak. Start a new one or drop it? Or can we call it a streak only when Paxton is NOT pitching?

HoraceClarke66 said...

HEY! They lost, Duque! Sober up, you drunk bastard!

HoraceClarke66 said...

Folks, I am so old that I watched that live. LOVED IT! Denny was a real jerk, who was throwing at guys all night, even though the game meant nothing for either team.

As I remembered it, Reggie was going a lot slower, and there was a lot more jawing back and forth while he was still on the base paths. Great fun to see him go and get Denny. If he couldn't take that level of taunting—after doing some headhunting—I'd hate to see how he make out in the game today.

Austria's Only Baseball Fan said...

I know there are not a lot of options (understatement of the day) but can anything be done to put See-Saw Sabathia out to pasture a bit earlier than scheduled? Wasn't he quoted about all the non-baseball, non-physically-harmful things he wants to do (i.e. travel, but hopefully not to Austria)? Could he be coerced, say, with round-the-world airline tickets for himself and his entire family, starting NOW?

I shall be pessimistic and say IF (as opposed to WHEN) we are playing October Ball, can anything be done to keep him off the mound? Who else is in Scranton these days?

And while I am ranting, what the fuck is happening to Sanchez? I was so happy with his first-half season performance I had nearly forgotten that he was deemed "ICS" last season, but I feel a freeze coming on.

Well, Tampa and Toronto lost, but that means Boston is one up... I am fearing this coming weekend.

I do have to say something positive: I never heard of the guy before this season but DJ (Don Juan?) LeMahieu is officially my favorite Yankee (after the immortal Gardy), and Tauchman is unrelentingly amazing!

Isiyku Abdulahi said...


I really want the world to know about this great man who brought back happiness into my life again after my husband left me and the kids 3 years ago for another women online when i contacted Dr Believe he cast a love spell for me within 48 hours my ex husband start calling me and begging for forgiveness for everything that have happened between us. I was so happy to have my family back together with love again here is the email of Dr Believe via believelovespelltemple@gmail.com a man with the great powers you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348156148821
God bless you
I am very grateful for your help in my marriage.