Tuesday, February 18, 2020

Yankee enemies appear to be in tatters, but one can feel the echos of 2003.

Yesterday, as the Asterisks took their first 2020 open batting practice, an anonymous hero emerged from the Florida Man gene pool.

If there is a God - or if the juju gods care about public opinion - it should be a long year for Jose Altuve and the buzzer boys. In every opposing park, boos should rain down like piss on porcelain, and vengeful pitchers - the kind whose past includes an unexplained meltdown in Houston - might seek to enact their own form of vigilante justice.  

Meanwhile, the suddenly quiet Redsocks await their fate on an MLB probe that's probably been neutered by the overwhelming rage directed at Houston. The lords of baseball don't need another Astros situation, certainly not one with a marquee team in an already boiling market. General expectations - for whatever they're worth - say Boston will face a lesser penalty - (as if Houston were flogged in the town square.) A million dollar fine? A draft pick? A stern lecture. Ptttuui. Surely, by now, the Redsocks have closed ranks. Without a Mike Fiers, without a smoking gun, the Fenway Finaglers will skate.

Yesterday, Boston owner John Henry tweeted an apology to the fans for trading Mookie Betts. It was a heartfelt piece of claptrap. He loves the fans. He loved having adorable Mookie on his payroll. He loved that adorable Mookie smile. Then John Henry did what all billionaires do. He poor-mouthed. Oh, how he would have loved to keep Mookie, if only the player hadn't wanted to earn what he is worth on the open market. Why, it's so tragic! If only there was enough money in the larder, but - alas, who can afford such a player. Thus, they had to throw him overboard, shoot Old Yeller, let him go.

You might think that Houston and Boston are done in 2020. But let's get real. Nothing is ever settled in February. Both the Yankees and the AL better not sleep on either team.

The Astros were were built, brick by brick, around an orchestrated multi-year tanking. It's not easy being the worst team in baseball for consecutive seasons. They did it - and reaped the draft picks: Bregman, Correa, et al. If the Astros get off to a fast start, the national Gammonite narrative will quickly portray Houston as "the team with something to prove!" A united roster and absolute need to win - not to mention a front three named Verlander, Grienke and McCullers - could crush the otherwise weak AL West, which basically shapes up as Mike Trout. Want the ugliest outcome to this ugly scandal? What if becoming a national pariah helps the Astros? 

Meanwhile, the last time I looked, Boston still has Chris Sale, Nathan Eovaldi and Eduardo Rodriguez, a front three that easily matches ours, especially with James Paxton out until June. Yeah, they'll miss Mookie. But we haven't yet seen the young OF they received in exchange. If Benintendi rebounds and Rafael Devers continues to improve - (he would reach MVP levels) - they are hardly dead in the water. With the talent they still have, Boston could easily win 90 games. Once in the playoffs... 

The last time I recall the Yankees seeming to dominate Boston so totally over a winter came in 2003. That year, the Redsocks' celebrated trade for Alex Rodriguez was nullified by the players union, allowing the Yankees to swoop in and get him. That winter, we partied over Boston's grave. The Curse of the Bambino would go on forever. They were our patsies, for eternity! It was the last great winter of the Yankees dominance... 

Little did we know. 

And this we do know: The juju gods, they can be bastards.

15 comments:

Urban Farmer formerly known as DutchFan said...

No idea if anybody reads anything besides this blog (and to be honest, why should you), but I really like this one
https://www.axios.com/rob-manfred-mlb-commissioner-astros-sign-stealing-df5cb5e0-023f-41be-be6e-7aa9988c1e35.html

JM said...

So let's see...Boston does better than expected, A-Rod buys the Mets, Houston gets "plucky," Judge goes down with his shoulder thing...this could get weird.

I like Axios, Urban Farmer. Thanks for the link.

JM said...

I imagine I'm not the first one to note that Tony Fernandez, our pre-Jeter SS, passed away. RIP.

Platoni said...

Thanks for that link, Urban Farmer.

Maybe I missed it, but did ESPN ask the comish about WSJ article saying he'd sent a letter to Luknow about him knowing of the scheme? The interview was done after the article so it would have been a perfect opportunity to ask it.

Unknown said...

And Judge is injured... shoulder.

Here we fucking go again

Joe Formerlyof Brooklyn said...


What if Judge plays 150 games and ICS plays 125 behind the plate?

What if Miggy comes back, the pitching stabilizes with Paxton's return in May-June, and the relief corps is semi-stable?

What if only ONE of Monty, Garcia, King, Schmidt, and Lasagna comes through?

What if DJL actually is as good as in 2019?

What if Boone figures things out just a little better?

What if Larry The Pitching Coach was actually a problem?

What if the team suffers only 16 injuries, instead of 37?

My contention: There's a lot of upside in here somewhere. Really, a lot.

[please notice that GStanton and AHicks and LVoit aren't in here anywhere - and neither is Happy-go-unlucky, Cessa, or German. Or Jonathan Holder.]

ranger_lp said...

@Unknown...They are calling it Shoulder Maintenance. Is this like when you take your car in for fluid changes? Do they overhaul the knees or elbows too? Or do they wait for age 28 for that?

Anonymous said...

JUDGE SHOULDER WORRY.

YEP. HERE WE FUCKING GO.

SOMEBODY GET SHANE FUCKING ROBINSON ON THE PHONE.

FUCK THIS.

FUCK IT HARD.

FUCK IT LIKE HARRY REEMS.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Duque, I take it you mean the 2003-2004 winter, right? Which was when we signed A-Rod?

Neither I nor many of the Yankees fans I knew thought we "won" that winter, mostly because The Office Boy let Andy Pettitte, Roger Clemens, and David Wells—over 700 lifetime wins between them—walk off the team without getting anything in return.

Yes, I foolishly thought that A-Rod was going to be a great addition.

But even then, I knew that you didn't win without pitching. Our staff going into that season was Mussina, Jon Lieber, Kevin Brown, Javier Vazquez, and Jose Contreras—a rotation that left many of us deeply apprehensive.

Sure enough, due to meltdowns and injuries, that staff had pretty much unraveled by mid-season. None of them pitched so much as 200 innings. Only your namesake's valiant comeback in the second half—Hernandez went 8-2, 3.30—enabled the Yanks to limp home to the division crown.

And once the starters went, the bullpen was overworked to the point where it finally collapsed in the playoffs.

Forget Varitek, The Man in the Iron Mask, and his punching out of A-Rod. The three keys to winning in baseball are pitching, pitching, and pitching.

Urban Farmer formerly known as DutchFan said...

Forget Varitek, The Man in the Iron Mask, and his punching out of A-Rod. The three keys to winning in baseball are pitching, pitching, and pitching.........and stealing signs, fraude and not being your New York Yankees

Platoni said...

“I’m depending on the league to try to put a stop to this seemingly premeditated retaliation that I’m hearing about,” Baker said on Saturday. “And in most instances in life, you get kind of reprimanded when you have premeditated anything.

Oh, Dusty. Cheating is very premeditated. Very, very premeditated

ranger_lp said...

Well I'm depending on Dusty to a put a stop to this seemingly premeditated cheating that's going on. MLB didn't find buzzers remember...the only buzzers we want to see are the fastballs buzzing near the heads of Rastros...

Alphonso said...

I want the aluminum garbage can concession at Yankee stadium, when Houston rolls into town;

smurfy said...

Following elDuque's theme to the practical, we should help Domingo German to re-philosophise his marriage, ala in Rome, gotta do like the Romans. Avoid the heartache, consider her as having diplomatic immunity.

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