Saturday, July 17, 2021

A Yankee Fan's Response Haiku

The season blows cold 

Like wind from a Stanton swing

Sell the fucking team.



4 comments:

13bit said...

Brilliant, beautiful and chilling, Doug.

RIVER AVENUE.
THE WIND BLOWS COLD ON MY FACE.
OCTOBER NOTHING.

Carl J. Weitz said...

Another Stantonian game. A rally-killing double play and 3 strikeouts.
He swings the bat like a drunken swordsman trying to carve up his opponent.

Carl J. Weitz said...

Question: Why do most high-priced acquisitions by the Yankees end up as huge busts?

Answer: Brian Cashman

Anonymous said...

DJ gets a hit.
A rally you say? Hold on,
Here comes Giancarlo.