It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: Yankees have finally found their closer

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Sunday, July 18, 2021

Yankees have finally found their closer

Posted by el duque at 1:06 PM

Rain.

28 comments:

ross moschitto said...: Rain is always ready to go, doesn't need a day off. Never needs to warm up, never needs a personal catcher, never worries about analytics or Lefty/Righty matchups.; July 18, 2021 at 3:46 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...: Rain doesn't need "The Stare."; July 18, 2021 at 3:54 PM
JM said...: They called up Ryan LaMarre!!!!!!!!!; July 18, 2021 at 3:58 PM
Anonymous said...: Locastro tears ACL; on 60-day IL; expected return in 2022.

Be careful what you wish for.; July 18, 2021 at 4:05 PM
ranger_lp said...: The Mets are having their issues too...check out what happened a few hours ago...it's cringe worthy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQFTFDlAy74&t=2s; July 18, 2021 at 4:20 PM
JM said...: Holy cow. What a bunch of boneheads.; July 18, 2021 at 4:36 PM
DickAllen said...: I can’t believe some of you are actually watching the Mutts.; July 18, 2021 at 4:38 PM
ranger_lp said...: @Dick...I wasn't watching the game, but while on the internets, I came across this...it is something out of The Bad News Bears...; July 18, 2021 at 5:10 PM
Anonymous said...: After the Yankee game got rain-delayed, I checked out the Met game, just in time to see the walk off grand slam by the Pirates. It was a lot of fun! I was like, so that's what it feels like to hit a walk off homer. I was kind of glad somebody other than us gives up walk off blasts like that. Maybe it's not us, maybe the other teams are better!

The Hammer of God; July 18, 2021 at 6:05 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...: Watching the Mets has been very illuminating, Dick Allen.

After an absolutely bone-breaking loss last night, with their best pitcher and their big new free agent on the DL, everything going wrong, they came out today and played an abominable first inning, full of terrible pitching, bad fielding, mental mistakes. Fell behind 6-0, before they got two outs.

Their manager ran out and got all over the umps on a controversial call, even though he was probably wrong. Got himself ejected. Mets came back, won 7-6 in the 9th.

Huh. I wonder what that can tell us?; July 18, 2021 at 6:19 PM
DickAllen said...: same old mutts

just didn't think the yankees would be lumped in with those turds

what can that tell us?

oh, yeah, now i remember: spending a lot of money does not guarantee anything; July 18, 2021 at 6:43 PM
JM said...: Gleyber Day!!!; July 18, 2021 at 7:39 PM
DickAllen said...: the other thing about rain? it doesn't sweat; July 18, 2021 at 8:00 PM
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Anonymous said...: Another one bites the dust. It's a fiasco.

Doug K.; July 18, 2021 at 8:29 PM
Anonymous said...: My hamstrings hurt just watching it.; July 18, 2021 at 8:36 PM
JM said...: Yankees playing actual baseball. I like it.; July 18, 2021 at 8:43 PM
Anonymous Bosch said...: Did I actually see a Yankee ... BUNT ... successfully?; July 18, 2021 at 8:48 PM
Dr. OKOYE said...: I told him to bunt.; July 18, 2021 at 9:23 PM
JM said...: That was painful, even though we got two runs walked in.; July 18, 2021 at 10:07 PM
Anonymous said...: "Did I actually see a Yankee ... BUNT ... successfully?" All the arthritic old farts on this blog, get up now out of your lumbar-support chairs--you can do it!--and party like it's 1909!; July 18, 2021 at 10:15 PM
ranger_lp said...: Here we go again with our bullpen...FFS...; July 18, 2021 at 10:28 PM
JM said...: LaMarre!!!!; July 18, 2021 at 10:40 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...: There's no predicting baseball.; July 19, 2021 at 1:23 AM
Anonymous said...: I have been infused by joy.
Thank you Dr. OKOYE!!!!!!!!

the Archangel; July 19, 2021 at 6:19 AM
Joe Formerlyof Brooklyn said...: I came to this blog this morning (early Mon) to see if the consensus was a 2-win performance playing a bunch of muttonheads vs. the Boston Cheaters -- rain-aided as it was -- could be called a good thing or a bad thing.

My brain tells me it's always good to win.

My gut tells me this was a disaster.

Unfortunately, my brain ain't so sharp anymore, and my gut has an impressive W-L record over time.; July 19, 2021 at 6:29 AM
Anonymous said...: Don't anybody worry,
I had a nice chat with Dr. OKOYE [19.95 per minute, first ten seconds free] and after I gave him the first eight numbers in my SS so he could confirm my identity, he assured my that I will be dead by 2050 and the Yankees WILL NOT LOSE tonight.
Wow do I feel so much better now.

The Uplifted Archangel; July 19, 2021 at 9:15 AM
HoraceClarke66 said...: Wait. There are more than 4 numbers in your Social Security number?

Damn! What have I been using all these years?; July 19, 2021 at 12:04 PM

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