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He just got traded to Oakland.
Don't do that to me!
Eovaldi is the new Bahnsen.
CC is Whitey Ford after his arm fell off.Tanaka is Stottlemyre.Pineda is goofy enough to be Fritz Peterson.Nova sucks enough to be Dooley Womack
This is the most fragile starters around. It's frightening. Strains, pulled muscles, knee, hamstrings, etc. The leader with a big 14 has to sit out last part of season with arm problems. Tanaka in surgery. CC in rehab. Both Nova & Pineida in & out of DL. The rookie looks healthy until Girardi overworks him like he did with others in past.
DON'T WORRY! JEFF FUCKING SAMARDJIA IS ON THE WAYYYYY!
Hooray. Let's bring in another loser! A guy who will go 8-12 when the chips are down. He'll do it, of course, over two plus seasons, due to injuries.He should have played football.
THE "DECISION MAKERS" THINK COACH 'COUGHDROP' ,(LARRY ROTHCHILD), WILL MAKE A STAR OUT OF HIM LIKE HE DID WITH NASTY NATE -(SLIGHTLY SARCASTIC-)....SAVE THAT MONEY, AND APPLY IT TOWARD A TOP NOTCH PITCHER. NOT SAMARDJIA.
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