Tuesday, October 27, 2015
World Series Report: Bindi Irwin unleashes her scary side during Halloween routine on Dancing with the Stars
Posted by el duque at 6:34 AM
OK, Yankiverse, there you have it: Today's hot topic. The rest of the baseball world can discuss... oh... whatever. We've got Dancing With the Stars. Did you know that some websites call it DWTS? The first time I saw that, I thought it meant "Don't Want The Shits." Shows what I know. And Bindi Irwin is a Fan Favorite. Sort of like Brett Gard-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP.
Oops. I forgot to tell you that I've rigged up the Yankee Reference Reminder Taser, and for the next week, any time I mention a Yankee, I'll get a terse 50,000-volt bowels cleanser. It's for my own good. Did you know that some websites are excited because a certain Yankee catching prospect has hit 4 home runs in the Arizona Instructional League? Pretty. Exciting. Eh? You know, if we work our front office magic, I bet we can get a middle inning bullpen pitcher for Gary San-ZZZZZZZZZZZZAP.
Owwww, that hurt. So, where were we? Holy Cow! Did you hear that eating bacon is bad for you? That's a stunner. I thought bacon and hot dogs were health foods. Next, I bet they'll claim glazed donuts are bad. And... ummm... Bindi Irwin! She must have put on a really scary dance number. Nothing scares me like a really scary dance number. So... yeah... DWTS. She could win it. And, um... tonight on YES, quite a lineup. Don't want to miss Brooklyn Nets Magazine. And... umm... spring training starts in about 120 days, eh? Yep. Must have been a really scary dance number. You know, I didn't even know the Crocodile Hunter had kids? Fangs.