TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
Tonight's moon phase: WANING CRESCENT

FIFTY THOUSAND MOONS

Monday, October 5, 2015

The Game Plan

Just a warning;  I start pre-game cocktails at 12:01pm today.

I anticipate beginning with a pitcher of manhattans.  Then a dozen cold beers to guide me into Tuesday, where the wake-up call is a tall, 16 ounce bloody mary, along with steak and eggs.

As game time approaches, my plan is to transition to vodka martini's.

So that is  my planned preparation for this enormous, and ever rare , Yankee event.

The Yankees?  They will do the following;

1.  Score two runs early but fail to overwhelm the opponent, missing numerous opportunities to do so.

2.  Then, we fold up the offense and rely on pitching.

3.  A-Rod will strike out three times in crucial situations, and single with two outs and no one on in the 8th or 9th.

4.  We will lose by a run.

By the game's end, I will need a week off.

6 comments:

Blind Robin! said...

I want to make sure I practice the correct juju for tomorrow. The blog would like a win, right?

el duque said...

Damn straight we wanna win. And tomorrow, we're posting in our greatest juju yet...

RALLY CAPS!

Ken of Brooklyn said...

LOL!!!!!! Best post ever Blind Robin, an existential IIHIIFIIC question for the ages!
I'm sensing a profound weariness in the Juju force, though our collective manifestations will bring about the correct result, it just might not be the result we're looking for,,,,,,,

ALL CAPS TUESDAY> GO YANKS!

Ken of Brooklyn said...

RALLY CAPS> TSUNAMI TUESDAY JUJU ON THE WAY!

Anonymous said...

CAP IT OUT GUYS!

Anonymous said...

OK, Alphonso. Time for you to take one for the team. If the Yanks win tomorrow night, you go through rehab with CC. Honestly, you could help him, and the Yankees. It's your time, Big Guy.