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Thursday, October 29, 2015

My 30-second opening remarks: The Yankees' real problem is not hitting or pitching. It's the rude, pro-Redsock, anti-Pinstripe "gotcha" media.

I'm talking about ESPN! I'm talking about Fox Sports! I'm talking about the mainstream, pro-Redsock, pro-Met media and their constant "Blame Yankees first" mentality. Their play-by-play teams have never called a Yankee defeat they didn't love! That's because they work for Major League Baseball, a communist organization that wants to kill the Yankees with luxury taxes and regulations that take our hard-earned Yankee money and send it to San Diego and Milwaukee, and then they ask us if Ivan Nova will be our fifth starter next year. WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT IVAN NOVA! Why aren't we talking about the real issues, the ones that Yankee fans care about! Why aren't we talking about second-base? Why aren't we talking about Yoan Moncada? Why aren't we talking about the nine-inning, pro-Hillary hate-fests that run nightly on ESPN and Fox! I AM THE ONLY YANKEE FAN HERE WITH THE PROVEN RECORD OF SHOWING THE WILLINGNESS TO BE THE ONE WHO IS UNAFRAID TO BE THE ONE WHO WILL DO WHAT IS NECESSARY TO BE DONE. And when I am made Yankee owner, on Day One, I will pull the Yankees from the broadcast schedules of ESPN and Fox, and I will only allow Yankee games to air on YES, with an actual unbiased voice of truth in the form of Mr. John Sterling! And... EXCUSE ME, LET ME FINISH, LET ME FINISH, YOU LET HAROLD REYNOLDS HAVE HIS TALK, LET ME FINISH... and on Day One, DAY ONE, I will pull out of the Players' Union agreement that limits Yankee spending - a horrible, horrible deal, which we made because we have stupid, stupid people running the team - LET ME FINISH, I SAT THROUGH YOUR PETE ROSE AND RON DARLING, LET ME FINISH - and we will never again have to endure Joe Buck's ridiculous put downs of our core Yankee beliefs. When I am Yankee owner, I will make the Yankees great again, and we will play in the World Series - airing on WPIX! AND WE WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES, EVERY YEAR!

3 comments:

JM said...

I declare a winner.

Anonymous said...

I KINDA MISS WPIX 11!..(REMEMBER THE "11 ALIVE" COMMERCIALS)?....HENRY TILLMAN, WITH "THE BIG IDEA"?....BUT THE BEST PART OF PIX 11 WAS BILL WHITE AND SCOOTER RIZZUTO (THEY WERE GREAT)-NO DISRESPECT TO "THE GOOD OL' BOY" JOHN STERLING....NOTICE HOW THESE ANNOUNCERS DURING THESE WORLD SERIES GAMES KEEP POUNDING AND POUNDING US ON HOW INCREDIBLE THESE MET PITCHERS ARE?...MEANWHILE, THEY ARE ....NO ....BIG DEAL....!!!! I CAN'T STAND THE MET "HYPE" GOING ON AND ON AND ON!!!! THEY PLAYED IN THE WORST DIVISION IN BASEBALL, WHICH HELPED THEM GET IN....WON A COUPLE OF SERIES, BUT NOW THEY ARE PLAYING A "REAL" TEAM THAT CAN MAKE CONTACT, HIT, RUN, SCORE, FIGHT BACK, AND CLOSE A GAME OUT....THAT'S SOMETHING THEY HAVEN'T FACED....POSSIBLY ALL SEASON!!!!

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