FIFTY THOUSAND MOONS
Tuesday, October 13, 2015
Posted by el duque at 7:40 AM
No need to watch the Mets, Astros or Blue Jays: The Empire strikes back tonight on YES, with funny Seth Meyers! collectible Brandon Steiner! THE Greg Norman! and a special swing clinic with Jimmy Hanlin, which is guaranteed to put wood in your stroke!
Let's all be there! Tonight on YES! where the programmers provide hits in the same magnitude as the Yankee batting order: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING GOING ON!
But wait! At 11 o'clock, will you know where your children are? They'll be watching "Best of Michael Kay Show," featuring the best of Michael Kay from the non-best of Michael Kay Show. The neatest part of watching the full Michael Kay Show each day is picking out which fascinating segment will be selected for the "Best of Michael Kay Show" that night. It's like deciding who Joe will call from the Yankee pen - Chasen Shreve or Nick Rumbelow?
I suppose there other TV networks are running drivel. Do those other teams still play? I heard something about some kind of extra Wild Card round? Where other cities put on games? Not that I care. None of those teams matter. The Blue Jays merely beat us in the regular season. The Astros merely beat us in the Wild Card. The Mets merely own NYC. And the Cards merely have become the new dynasty. But who cares! I bet that Brandon Steiner will have some new and intriguing dirt from the old Yankee Stadium. Fascinating!
Hey, am I sounding sarcastic? My goodness, don't want that! I'll have Jimmy Hanlin coming after me with his nine-iron! Tonight on YES, everybody Wang Chung! It's good to know this franchise has its act together on every level. Wait! Did somebody say we can relive the best of Hope Week? I must be frickin' dreaming!