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ELLS SITTING. REFS STARTING. WE'RE GONNA WIN THIS THING!RALLY CAPS!
7;00...GETTING EDGY AND MEAN....AT LEAST JOE G. MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE AND PUT REFSNYDER IN THE LINEUP.....(ELLSBURY NOT IN THE LINEUP IS PRETTY SHOCKING, TAKING INTO ACCOUNT THE $150 MILLION PRICE TAG)...I HOPE JOE G. ENDS UP LOOKING LIKE A GENIUS AFTER THIS GAME....RALLY CAPS...JUJU...WHATEVER THE HELL WORKS TONIGHT!
"IT'S A POST-SEASON CROWD!" JOHN HAS BROUGHT HIS PLAYOFF BEST.
THIS SUCKS. WE'RE NOT GONNA SCORE A RUN OFF THIS GUY.
I DUNNO ABOUT THAT TOM. JOHN BROUGHT HIS LATE SEASON PESSIMISM IN THE PREGAME "HOT OR NOT". HOT? dallas knots landing falcon crest keuchel. NOT? THE NEW YORK YANKEES DRIVEN BY JEEP. As an aside, I heard the Patriots are driven by VW.
JOHN KRUK: HONESTLY IT LOOKS LIKE THE YANKEES ARE SWINGING UNDER WATER.
GREGORIUS WILL HIT A HOME RUN. YOU'RE WELCOME, STOCKHOLM.
WELL THIS IS IT, DALLAS IS GONE, WE HAVE AN IFFY RELIEVER. JOHN IS SPYING A RIGHTY WARMING UP. DO OR DIE.
CRAP JOHN JUST GAVE UP. "THE YANKEES HAVE NO KICK COMING" AND THE SOMERSET PATRIOTS BEAT THE BLUE CRABS. THEY'RE REMENISCING ABOUT SHANE SPENCER. OH WELL... NONE OF US THOUGHT WE DESERVED TO BE HERE RIGHT NOW.
KRUK, WHO I HATE BUT HE'S RIGHT: "RIGHT NOW THE YANKEE OFFENSE IS UGLY."
EMERGENCY JUJU NEEDED IMMEDIATELY!!! STAT!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
A TUNE FOR THE 2015 YANKEES:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvgM_xcx2GIAND ONE FOR GIRARDI AND CASHMAN:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B00wg2o-SG4VAYA CON DIOS, MY DARLIN'S!
Good night and good luck
Alright, I'm ready for the Kitten Bowl.
Alphonso was right. I should have got drunk.
Tom, I got drunk a while ago - say, about the 5th inning - as a show of solidarity with Alfonso and CC and believe me: it didn't help! But the four Xanax did!Good morning from Vienna! See y'all in April!
Despite excessive (well to some anyway) alcohol ingestion, the game was still a stillborn child to me.Please gods of baseball, fill Yankee ownership before the winter meetings!Somewhere in a bar on the south side of Chicago. I don't even want to check on the bartender's new 'enhancements'. I'm just disgusted. I can't even be amused... Red Shoes:Elvis CostelloOh, I used to be disgustedAnd now I try to be amusedBut since their wings have got rustedYou know, the angels want to wear my red shoesBut when they told me 'bout their side of the bargainThat's when I knew that I could not refuseAnd I won't get any older, now that angels want to wear my red shoes
To compete with Houston, suggested lineup to consist of the following:Noel, Refsnyder, Pirela, Heathcott, Bird, Ackley, Murphy, anyone but veterans.
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