Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Yankiverse bracing for new Adele album

They're asking, how big will this be?

Real big.

I mean, BIIIIIIIIIIG.

In fact, I gotta believe Hal Steinbrenner will shell out for this one. He clearly doesn't have the money for a free agent pitcher - I'm praying the team can afford the rent and not be put out in the cold over Christmas - but I bet Hal can scrounge up $15 for a download - (he's no bit torrent freeloader) - burn copies to disk and then give it to friends as Christmas presents. That's how big this is. This is going to be the soundtrack of Hal's winter.

Damned if anybody will bother with sports news.

2 comments:

Local Bargain Jerk said...


How huge will it be? Is '25' a euphemism for her ass?

John M said...

The question is, how huge will Adele be?

She has been known to have a few crumpets.