Monday, April 11, 2016

One nicked Nick coming, one nicked Nick going

Coming: Nick Swisher - (to Scranton) - even though his knee tendons, by now, must resemble the dusty knot of electric wires below my computer.

Going: Reliever Nick Rumbelow - (from Scranton) - to Tommy John surgery. Which sucks.



Alphonso said...

This is no accident. While Nick Rumbalo's injury begins to whittle away at our pitching depth, he can be replaced on the mound by Swisher.

Nick, as we all know, is an established major league pitcher. You can look up his stats.
All he needs to do is learn to throw the knuckleball.

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