Thursday, June 3, 2021

When your position is as physically demanding as DH, you can't possibly be expected to play in a day game after a night game.

No one makes enough money for that.  


23 comments:

JM said...

Not if you're made of porcelain and need smelling salts.

TheWinWarblist said...

Get me my fainting couch! I've tweaked me gonad agin!

Ken of Brooklyn said...

GARDENBURGER> Whoop!

Alphonso said...

Didn't he get on base once? That means he had to lead-off the bag...maybe even run a little.

Wearing for a big guy.

Platoni said...

Aaand the Master shoehorns in a "can't predict baseball" on that Gardy HR.

I am sure by now he doesn't even have to think about it. It just pours out.

JM said...

Meadows is a pain in the ass.

JM said...

Second and third and nobody out, and Odor and Frazier can't even get one run in.

Pathetic.

Platoni said...

The fuck is with these guys

JM said...

Cole meltdown.

Ken of Brooklyn said...

PATHETIC! Goodnight gents,,,,,,

ranger_lp said...

And we don’t have our best relievers today…but we do have Kriske Kreme available…

JM said...

At least we don't need good relievers today. The game is basically lost. Bring in the innings eaters to get slapped around.

Platoni said...

0-7 with RISP so far. The are persistently shitty.

ranger_lp said...

Why is Nelson still on this team?

JM said...

It's a mystery.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Boner gets tossed.

Two f'in innings after he should have been so pissed that he was already thrown out. When the game was still winnable.

JM said...

Miggy hits one. Solo shot. 9-2.

Meaningless, but good for him.

Anonymous said...

After today Yankees will be 6-6 in games started by Cole. Role reversal with Mets continues...

-Melquíades

Anonymous said...

Why do I have this burning itchy feeling that this weekend is not going to be pleasant?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Today wasn't pleasant.

13bit said...

Don't let today go to your heads, people...

EDB said...

Judge and Stanton, the "Tissue Men" can not be expected to play too many games. Being made from Scotts, they will break down. Stanton will only get worse as he ages. Jeter is laughing at Genius Cashman. He pulled one over on The Yankees and the team now has an albatross in Stanton.

Anonymous said...

The team is better when Stanton gets hurt so that he goes away for a while. So it actually makes sense to play Stanton in the outfield. Play him everyday so that he gets hurt and goes away for a while again. Hope that he gets hot while he's playing. Hope that the hot streak continues for a little while before he gets hurt again. When he's on the IL, we can get down to business.

The Hammer of God