IT IS HIGH! IT IS FAR! IT IS... caught.: New Game Thread - Help Me Mr. Wizard!

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Wednesday, September 29, 2021

New Game Thread - Help Me Mr. Wizard!

Posted by Doug K. at 8:30 PM

I started setting this up before we got the run.

Let's intervene!

52 comments:

DickAllen said...: Well, as Yogi once said, even if your starting pitcher shits the bed, you still gotta play the rest of the game. Or something like that.; September 29, 2021 at 8:36 PM
JM said...: What the fuck was that with Gio and Gallo? Is this the Bad News Bears?; September 29, 2021 at 8:39 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: Pathetic.; September 29, 2021 at 8:41 PM
Anonymous said...: ya gotta type help me mr. wizard. orger wise the juju won't work.; September 29, 2021 at 8:41 PM
Pocono Steve said...: It's really Gallo's ball. He's a real winner.; September 29, 2021 at 8:42 PM
Pocono Steve said...: Are we witnessing the beginning of the next Stanton slump?; September 29, 2021 at 8:55 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: How we gonna beat them when they can hold Giancarlo hitless? HOW!?!?!?; September 29, 2021 at 8:57 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: It sounded like Suzyn said someone named Michael Pineda was pitching. In the Bigs. And then she said someone named Sunny Gray was pitching too? In the Big Leagues. Tonight.; September 29, 2021 at 8:59 PM
Pocono Steve said...: Don't worry! Joey Gallo will save us!; September 29, 2021 at 9:00 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: And someone named Brooks Christie is pitching for Baltimore?; September 29, 2021 at 9:02 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: That's so weird. Like it must have some hidden meaning.; September 29, 2021 at 9:03 PM
DickAllen said...: Cole’s got nothing, but he’s hanging in there.

Props.; September 29, 2021 at 9:04 PM
Pocono Steve said...: I won't say that Gallo deserved that beaning, but then I won't say that he didn't either.; September 29, 2021 at 9:06 PM
JM said...: Voit ready to whiff.; September 29, 2021 at 9:14 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Brigadoon Voit.; September 29, 2021 at 9:14 PM
Pocono Steve said...: Whiff's better than a GIDP.; September 29, 2021 at 9:15 PM
JM said...: That stupid lefty right thing again. I'd rather have Gardy.; September 29, 2021 at 9:16 PM
JM said...: Old reliable. K.; September 29, 2021 at 9:17 PM
Pocono Steve said...: Next time around, it might be too late to PH Sanchez.; September 29, 2021 at 9:18 PM
JM said...: Kyle!!!!!!!!; September 29, 2021 at 9:19 PM
JM said...: Lololol!; September 29, 2021 at 9:19 PM
Pocono Steve said...: Higashioka! The RBI single stroke-a!; September 29, 2021 at 9:19 PM
JM said...: I like it, Steve.; September 29, 2021 at 9:20 PM
ranger_lp said...: Higgy!!!; September 29, 2021 at 9:20 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Wet towel alert:

Kriske Kreamed is pitching for Balmer.; September 29, 2021 at 9:26 PM
JM said...: Lasagna is back!; September 29, 2021 at 9:27 PM
JM said...: We suddenly have a great bullpen. Lasagna, Holmes, Sevvy, German, sometimes Wanda, and the reconstituted Cappie.

Who am I forgetting?; September 29, 2021 at 9:38 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: Goose Gossage?; September 29, 2021 at 9:40 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Lugnut and King.; September 29, 2021 at 9:41 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Ricky Ricardo.; September 29, 2021 at 9:43 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Stellar bullpen.; September 29, 2021 at 9:44 PM
Wezil1 said...: Holmes. Forget Clay Wad when it’s a tie game; September 29, 2021 at 9:46 PM
JM said...: Oh dear.; September 29, 2021 at 9:47 PM
BernBabyBern said...: Gleyber doesn't make that play at short.; September 29, 2021 at 9:52 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: It's a single to left.; September 29, 2021 at 9:52 PM
Doug K. said...: Help me Mr. Wizard!; September 29, 2021 at 9:54 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Gallo must be hurt.

Or Bonehead is an idiot.

Or both.; September 29, 2021 at 9:55 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Three pitch strikeout.

Way to go ICS!; September 29, 2021 at 9:56 PM
BernBabyBern said...: I'm guessing "both"; September 29, 2021 at 9:56 PM
BernBabyBern said...: "Aaron Boone is out of moves," Kay said.

He ran out of them sometime in July, I think.; September 29, 2021 at 9:59 PM
JM said...: Shit. Nice try.; September 29, 2021 at 10:01 PM
Anonymous said...: I blame Gallo.; September 29, 2021 at 10:01 PM
JM said...: Yeah, Gallo's hbp caused some kind of damage.; September 29, 2021 at 10:02 PM
JM said...: Never expected a sweep vs Toronto. And we won't get one.; September 29, 2021 at 10:03 PM
Pocono Steve said...: Anonymous Bosch, the new Stanton slump has started. No Steely Dan, though I'd recommend "Fire in the Hole" or "King of the World" given my mood right now.; September 29, 2021 at 10:14 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: They need Dr. Olu, not Dr. Wu.; September 29, 2021 at 10:48 PM
Pocono Steve said...: Are you with me, Dr. Olu?; September 29, 2021 at 10:53 PM
HoraceClarke67 said...: For me, Bosch, it's probably "I'm Never Goin' Back to My Old School"—though I liked all my old schools. Or "Go Back, Jack."; September 29, 2021 at 11:06 PM
Pocono Steve said...: "Katy Lied" is an album, not a song. "Dr. Wu" is the song.; September 29, 2021 at 11:09 PM
Pocono Steve said...: This reminds me of that King Crimson thread we had some, but not many, years ago.; September 29, 2021 at 11:46 PM
Kevin said...: That game makes me want to hole up on the caves of Altamira.

"Everyone's gone to the Movies", if that song came out today Fagan and Becker would be serving hard time. Which shows how ridiculous and uptight this Country has become.....

So, does this Team stand up to Ray tomorrow, or do they lay down and die?; September 30, 2021 at 12:08 AM
A Major Dude said...: You people better hope and pray your short-term dreams are crushed.

This hope (you hide but I see) is the payoff oatmeal that gets a tastebud-bereft shithead to hold lesser shitheads another decade.

You REALLY want to play the hope game here? Go for it at your own risk.

You've been told.; September 30, 2021 at 3:34 AM

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