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Sunday, September 12, 2021
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"There is a growing optimism around here that makes me very nervous."--DickAllen
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Just watched the NY Giants. Looking forward to Spring Training.
Doug K.
Doesn't look like the Jints will be a source of any solace this year. P.U.
One of the ESPN announcers, after they talked about the 13 game win streak followed by a 3-11 stretch, noted that they got worse as they got healthier.
No kidding.
Schmidt? What kind of name is that for a baseball player? Is he forming an axis with Rizzo and Higashioka?
Love the Axis of Evil Empire reference AB.
Axis of Evil Empire.
Good one.
Doug K.
Has anyone noticed that Toronto scored 44 runs this weekend? 44?
How does one walk a minor league pitcher who's last plate appearance was in 2014 when he was at Alatoona High School in Georgia?
Criminy it's gonna be another bullpen game. I just can't. It's September and I cannot any more.
Schmidt has taken second! Yastrzemski better watch his back!
Yes, AB, I did. They are a bunch on hitting fools. Somehow they have a Bichette AND a Guerrero. Before you know it they'll have a Little Edgar Martinez. Maybe a Sheffield Jr? Why not a fucking Big Papi Jr too!!!
HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT WE'RE FIELDING!?!?!!
Torres the Terrible.
I wouldn't care about Torres' fielding if he had 44 HR like Vlad Jr!!!!!
Alas, Torres may have been a juiced-ball wonder.
Funiculì, funiculà !
"Allatoona, Allatoona, Allatoona, Allatoona, Allatoona, Suzyn. Allatoona!"
Judge out of the game. No news on why
AB, that is a most peculiar reference, and the only reason I know it, is my father use to sing that peculiar tune.
Something in his eye? A twig or something?
I'd like to point something out, you know, lest it had escaped the rest of the Commentariat.
WE ARE FUCKING LOSING AGAIN!!!
OH MY GOODNESS - WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!!?!!!!!
Gio sucks. Jesus.
Mets player of the game: Clarke Schmidt.
Torres and Urshela can't field anymore.
It’s a standard of Neapolitan Songs since 1880. I once interviewed Luciano Pavarotti to tie-in with his album of Neapolitan Songs and we got into a disagreement about the great tenor Aureliano Pertile (1920s-1930s) and I KNEW I was right. I was dismissed with “Eef you no like you can go FOOK yourself. No more! No more I feenish! I feenish!” I have the digital tape to prove it!
I have to say: Gio looks rather pallid, rather ashen and unwell since his return from the IL. Premature?
AB,
That is an incredible story. More so that you were arguing about Aureliano Pertile.
Who'd a thunk it?
Gio may have extended coronaticks
Sure looks like it.
That Pavarotti tape would go viral, I bet. Think it might be worth something?
Pavarotti is an Italian Diva. I'm sure he'd argue with anyone over any thing, any time.
Which of the Yankees had plague this year??
Christmas is coming early for us:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90XHkRXPVjM&ab_channel=DiogodaSilva
Would it be easier to ask who didn't catch it?
Might be easier to list which Yankees HAVEN’T had a bout with the plague. I’d be more curious to know who refused vaccinations and on what grounds.
I hear that Pavarotti was a side-arming junk baller in a Florida nudist camp softball league in his spare time.
Easier to name the ones who didn't.
Is there an echo in here?
...here?
..here?
.here?
How can Rizzo be out when he didn't even reach the middle of the dirt?
A competent play from the left side of the infield!
Mr. Haney is warming.
Good night Irene, goodnight.
Go ahead. Just plunk him. Load the bases. Go wild!
I didn't just see Heaney throwing did I?
Andrew Heaney again!!!!!!! Seriously what is wrong with these people????
Doug K.
Final words on Pavarotti. He was a pig. Couldn’t learn his roles and cost opera companies millions in cancelling new productions.
The day I interviewed him at his apartment in 1991, he was married to his first wife (who was back in Modena), and ordering his mistress (who he later married) to serve drinks to all present. He perched, looking like Jabba the Hutt, on a sofa with a tablecloth stuck in his collar. I got there as a film crew from the BBC was packing up. The second the sole British woman went to the bathroom, he said “How do you like the tits on her”? Meanwhile his mistress is serving espressos.
At a table rehearsal of Verdi’s rarely-performed “I Lombardi” he got up after the third act and put his coat on and went to leave as everyone else looked on in disbelief. “Where are you going”? “I die. I feenish. I go to dinner.” He had never read the score beyond his death scene and had no idea that Oronte appears as a heavenly vision to his beloved from offstage in the Fourth Act.
Oh my Lord. This is insane.
As I said last night: It's Boone's Sisyphus complex.
Wow. He got a guy out. Sac fly, but still. Real progress.
I'm not a big conspiracy guy. I don't look for "dark" reasons for things but there is something nefarious going on here.
The Heaney Code or maybe he's in cahoots with undersea demons.
Heaney and Cecil!
I just don't understand.
Doug K.
Heaney and Cecil... that's great.
Gleyber Day!!!
They're just teasing us.
To borrow Winnie's term:
Fuckers!
Well, that was a nice surprise. Here comes another 4-hour nail-biter.
Judge is … dizzy? Maybe he should consult Clint Frazier, the Red Cyclops.
My hangover is so bad, Judge is showing symptoms.
You keep alert out there, Sancho.
And yes, dizziness?
It's a dizzy team, stem to stern.
Huh. Ya think Voit is swinging for the fences or something?
JM,
I'm feeling the same symptoms.
Now, how could ICS NOT get second on that wild pitch?
No sweet mustard on this Weißwurst!
With every other team completing their games before the Early Bird Special, do you realise that we are – for the moment – OUT of the Wild Card race (by half a game)?
Oh goody: Wandavision!
Way to go, Wanda!
Close your eyes and hum RIZZZZZZZZO
Magic Wanda struck again.
Dodged a DP there. Thanks, Mets.
That was fucking Stantonian.
He taunted Lindor. Trash talk in baseball?
I always said it was going to be an Ugly Weekend.
Wow Stanton...this is what happens when you can't throw at players anymore...
I can't blame him to be truthful....
The Yankees whistling to tip pitches? What?
That was bizarre.
Fuck, that was beautiful. You know when you wish for something very specific to happen in a game and it happens and then you think toy made it happen? I wished Stanton to hit that homerun and then say something to Lindor. And he FUCKING DID IT! Glorious
That was all me, you guys. Totally made that happen through my awesome mind
Good job, Platoni.
Holy crap!
Chad Green...the home run machine. Strikes again!
Fucking Lindor. Showboat. And asshole hair.
Time for the classic game ending DP.
Wade has him rattled.
Shit.
Do we seriously need to start focusing on Oakland and Seattle? Sad, sad, sad …
We suck. But we knew that.
There was a fearful symmetry to that last out.
We need to focus on 82 wins—the only thing of consequence that we can win.
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