LIVE YANKEE IN-GAME CHAT: TONIGHT AT 7:45

LIVE YANKEE IN-GAME CHAT: TONIGHT AT 7:45

Saturday, September 6, 2014

What should we do instead of watching the Yankees? A list of activities

1. Look at naked pictures of Jennifer Lawrence.

2. Listen to empowerment songs by Katy Perry.

3. Read heart-warming messages to fans from Taylor Swift.

4. Look at naked pictures of Jennifer Lawrence, while listening to empowerment songs by Katy Perry and reading heart-warming messages from Taylor Swift.

5. Create lists of things to do, instead of watching Yankees.

6. Dream of next year's Yankee lineup.

7. Dream of next year's Yankee lineup, while studying naked pictures of Jennifer Lawrence and listening to empowerment songs by Katy Perry, with heart-warming messages from Taylor Swift, and throw Julia Roberts in there, somehow.

8. New York Football Giants football!

9. Whoops. Scrap No. 8. Giants look worse than Yankees.

10. Swear at crowds during Fashion Week parties. (Frankly, I do this anyway.)

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