Tom "Aren't I Wonderful" Bergeron has lost control of his dancers, his stars, and his audience - what with evil clowns scaring co-hosts and nearly causing the competitors to pull hammies, and everybody thinks dear sweet Bindi Irwin - precious daughter of the Crocodile Hunter - is so adorable, so wonderful - AND SHE'S A SUCCUBUS, A LIVING HORROR SHOW SUCCUBUS, and Bergeron does nothing, NOTHING!
I'm saying that Hal Steinbrenner - if he would strap on the Kinky Boots that electrified the 2013 Macy's Parade - would mop the dance floor with precious sweet Princess Bindi and maybe bring home some badly needed money for pitching. The question is whether Hal is ready. It's been two years since he stole our Thanksgiving hearts. I say, YOU GO, HAL!
So what else is on TV these nights?
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The answer is that Hal would only commit halfway to the routine and end up looking even worse.
I have a bad feeling that Cueto just earned himself a contract with the Yankees. I hope the Mets can make a series out of this and give him another opportunity to scare the Yankees away.
LETS HOPE HAL AND ALL THE "DECISION MAKERS" ARE PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS YEARS WORLD SERIES....(WISHFUL THINKING BECAUSE THEY REALLY DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION TO LAST YEARS WORLD SERIES)-WELL, I GUESS THEY SORT OF PAID ATTENTION TO HALF OF WHAT WAS GOING ON-THE HALF THAT SHOWED HOW STRONG K.C.'s BULLPEN WAS-....BUT IT IS THE CONTACT HITTING, THE SINGLES, THE OCCASIONAL OPPOSITE FIELD BASE HITS, AND THE ABILITY TO NOT STRIKE OUT, THAT ARE WINNING THESE GAMES SO FAR FOR KANSAS CITY....PAY ATTENTION!!!! WE CAN'T EVEN GET 2 BASE HITS IN A ROW! WE STRIKE OUT LIKE FUCKING CRAZY, WHILE TRYING TO BLAST A HOME RUN EVERY GAME, ALL GAME!....CASHMAN LOVES THE HOME RUN, AND IT SEEMS GIRARDI DOES TOO.....WRONG BOYS, WRONG!!!!
....AND LEINSTERY, I HAVE THE SAME FEELING AS YOU....ABSOLUTELY NO NO NO ON SIGNING CUETO!....HE WILL GET KILLED IN THE A.L.!..HELL, HE ALREADY DID THIS YEAR TO A 4.80 E.R.A!...DON'T DO IT!!!!
Anonymous, you are right on target. Contact hitting is absent in most of Girardi's game.
Shit, third base coach doesn't know what a bunt signal is.
And if he did, these guys don't know how.
Isn't a bunt a kind of cake? Why would they want guys to know how to bake?
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