Friday, July 27, 2018

"Whatta We Got?"

We got H-a-a-a-ppp!
Inning after inning of pure crap!
When the odds are saying you'll never win
Break out the gin
You sap!
'Cause we got J.A. Happ!

We're so Happy that we're hummin'
That's the Happy thing to do.
'Cause we know our ship will come in
Though it's nine years over due.

What can we do, man
But can Cashman?

We got H-a-a-a-ppp!
Nice if Coops could be a genius of course
But keep that old horse
Out on the mound!
'Cause we hadda have Happ!


Anonymous said...

I'm assuming that's from the show "Damned Yankees"

Doug K.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Of course! And it's originally, "You Gotta Have Heart!" which of course we could also use.

But we got Happ!

Anonymous said...

You've gotta have heart
But adding Happ smells like a fart

Anonymous said...


TheWinWarblist said...

I wipe my ass with Happ. Now, at this point in time, he is a terrible major league pitcher. I hope he is a good man, a devoted and faithful partner, a loving nurturing parent and a thorough and passionate lover. But those are just unsubstantiated hopes. The substantiated fact is that now, at this point in time, he is a terrible major league pitcher!

TheWinWarblist said...

Who's in the line-up tonight? Who are we running out there?

Joe Formerlyof Brooklyn said...

Tonight's pitcher: CC Sabathia. Did I mention that the KC team has a much better record (albeit, a losing one) against LHP?

In the department of Freak Me The F*** Out, Neil Walker is listed as playing 3B, while Andujar DHs. Obviously, we are weak at DH -- without Gary S, and with the need to put GStanton in the field. I guess the way to help Miggy play better at 3B is to have him watch Walker do it. Or not do it.

Oi vey.

KC's pitcher is a rookie. In 1998, that meant the NYYs would eat the guy alive, with or without Diablo Sauce. In 2018, it likely means the guy will mystify the crap out of almost everyone in the lineup.

In the department of I Shit You Not: Neil Walker is hitting .311 (OBP .407) in July. Yeah, I had to triple-check this. I hit refresh on the browser twice, but that's what kept coming back up.

TheWinWarblist said...

Fuck me. Fuck me in the garden.

Anonymous said...


I knew it was originally from Damn Yankees. I changed it to DamneD Yankees because we are damned. :)

Doug K.

TheWinWarblist said...

Something is stirring in the back of my mind. Something dark and fetid is rustling about. I dare not give voice to my suspicions. The time is not right, too soon I think. The thing must slither forward, perhaps, before I dare spake of it.

Rufus T. Firefly said...


You had ONE fucking job!

One fucking job.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

The good news is the flailing chicken had a good blown save. Now will the twinkies please win the forking game?

Rufus T. Firefly said...


Mookie Betts would still have trouble being served in "Daw"chester.

And did I mention that Rodney sucks?

TheWinWarblist said...

You did Rufus. You did.

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