Here's a pretty brutal piece in SB Nation on the status of our favorite erstwhile outfielder.
The article traces Ellsbury's non-participation in baseball activities since 2013. Who'da thunk that people other than foaming-at-the-mouth Yankee fans were wondering where Ellsbury went?
Posts
7 comments:
CASHMAN, YOU SUCK! CASHMAN, YOU SUCK! CASHMAN, YOU SUCK! CASHMAN, YOU SUCK! CASHMAN, YOU SUCK! CASHMAN, YOU SUCK! CASHMAN, YOU SUCK! CASHMAN, YOU SUCK! CASHMAN, YOU SUCK! CASHMAN, YOU SUCK!
The Cashman sucketh.
I never thought that I would have something in common with a professional baseball player under contract...Jacoby and I are both not participating in baseball activities...
Waiting for Guffman is a very underrated movie.
Waiting for Guffman, like all the movies written by Christopher Guest and/or made by that particular ensemble (Spinal Tap, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind) is excellent.
What does a good looking man like that do with all that money??
First, I want to apologize for the lame post. It was supposed to be a comment on Hoss's Damn Yankees post, but drunk/new phone/brain dead/something stupid.
Second, I think Ells should use his ill-gotten gains to buy back enormous swaths of land that white people stole from the Indians, and also to buy the Washington Redskins and change their name to the Potomac Honkies. Or, he could buy the Cleveland Indians and change their name to the Cleveland Caucasians. Both, if he can swing it. In either case, a new logo will be needed, so he should make sure it's as stupid and demeaning as possible.
Post a Comment