Thursday, July 12, 2018

DRUNK BLOG (CONTINUED)...

When he finally returns to the Mariners, I wonder if Robbie Cano will still jog out grounders?

23 comments:

TheWinWarblist said...

He'll walk them out. Walk it out; walk it out.

TheWinWarblist said...

Oh dear sweet BLP, the foot soldiers of ElDuque, the Scion of the JuJu pantheon, implore you to hear our plea. Are you listening, ya fuckin' numb nuts? Are you? Okay, good. We beseech thee to focus your Powers of Limitless Potential. Focus. Focus. Swing not at breaking balls out of the Zone of Strikes. Spoil the pitches that Cannot Be Driven. Wait and Focus. Wait and Focus. And then Strike, BLP! Strike like the hooded King Cobra!! Pounce like a Great Jungle Cat!! Demolish the Horsehide Orb that is no longer made of horsehide! Drive in thy Brethren! Drive our enemies before You! Time to step out of the Darkness and let thine Terrible Light and Thunder bring ruin to the Central Division! Oh that You, BLP, may drive our enemies before you and hear the lamentations of the WAGS! STRIKE BLP!!! STRIKE!!!

Leinstery said...

Sevy has looked like doody for a few starts now

TheWinWarblist said...

STRIKE BLP!! STRIKE LIKE THE MIGHTY ALBATROSS!!

TheWinWarblist said...

Why can't Neil twist his ankle(s) going down the dugout steps? Why?

John M said...

I think the Twins could use a professional hitter. Even one that can't hit.

TheWinWarblist said...

Why can't Neil join Jacoby in an warm and pleasant early retirement in Florida?

Leinstery said...

Don't lump the Yankee Tipper into Neil Walker territory, Ellsbury would have at least catcher's interference'd his way on base and gotten another run in. Walker just routinely manages to come through with the worst possible outcome every at bat.

John M said...

I see Walker can't field, either. A double threat.

Leinstery said...

Great error you cunt

Leinstery said...

Instead of the endless Machado Articles, why can't the papers cover the Walker problem? Put a little pressure on Coops to dump the bum. Who said it best, "Walkero delenda est"

John M said...

Wade just showed why Walker is useless on this team. Nice catch.

Anonymous said...

Sterling offered some typically shrewd analysis in the top of the sixth inning: "Warren should try to make his best pitches here."

This is on a par with the recurring, "The Yankees would LOVE to get a run-scoring hit here."

TheWinWarblist said...

Cue it up, my Babies!

TheWinWarblist said...

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Michael Forrest said...

He will come back as fat as bartolo...book it!!!

TheWinWarblist said...

The YES network postgame show is why people jump out of windows.

Anonymous said...

Jack Curry is the consummate bullshitter--really has no idea what he's talking about, but says nothing in an authoritative manner. Can't they at least get an ex-ballplayer for that slot who can provide some real insight?

Mustang said...

Duque, you're drunk.

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ranger_lp said...

Soon it's going to be soccer vs Machado trade articles in The Times...

On that note...is Machado related to the famous soccer announcer Mario Machado (may he RIP)?

Anonymous said...

Here's the thing -- the Yankees this season play up to (or down to) the level of whatever team they're up against. So, they're good against the good teams and bad against the bad teams. Meanwhile, Boston is cleaning up against the bottom dwellers.

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