Thursday, June 17, 2021

Trade Mike Ford to the Rays? What could go wrong?


The Death Barge has traded Mike Ford to Tampa for "cash considerations" and a player to be named later. (Note: That's not short for "Cashman considerations.")

A bit of a surprise, considering the two teams.

As for rating the deal, here are some guideposts: 

a) Ford hit .133 this season for the Yankees. (Jay Bruce hit .118; Chris Gittens is hitting .059.)

b) No money amount is listed.

c) The player to be named later isn't listed. (Duh.) 

d) One front office has mediocre success in trades. (See Tailon, Jameson.)

e) The other is the best in baseball. (See Meadows, Austin; Arozarena, Randy; et al.) 

Good luck to Ford in sticking it to the Yankees in October, assuming that both are still playing. 

16 comments:

Alphonso said...

The cash component of the Ford deal was $100,000.

The player to " be named later", I am told, is Brien Taylor.

Yes the very same prospect who blew his career in a bar fight.

Supposedly, he has been bar-tending at local 4H Club celebrations, and " soft tossing" on the side. ( not meant to imply vomiting ).

He is now a righty.

He jus the Yankees 4th highest rated prospect.

ranger_lp said...

We can safely say that the player we get in return for Ford wont be the next incarnation of Lou Gehrig

RossMosschito said...

Forget TPTBL - thank goodness the Cashlessmen nabbed the $100k - they desperately need it far more than the Rays. We may all sleep well tonight!!

el duque said...

Food Stamps Hal has finally done it:

We've reached the point where the Rays are sending money to the Yankees.

Joe of AZ said...

Looking forward to the platoon of Ji Man Choi and Mike Ford focus production combined being the equivalent of a good 1basemen while ours marinates on the DL

13bit said...

Ugh

TheWinWarblist said...

Dammit.

EDB said...

Friends of mine and myself give The Yankee players nicknames. Usually the poor ones. A friend of mine named Mike Ford Lou Costello (if you do not know who he is, look him up.) Ford like Costello is short and stocky. I heard that Genius Cashman received three players for Ford. Sidney Fields, Stinky and Mr. Bachagaulupe. Ford like Choi will come back to NY and destroy the Yankees pitchers.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...
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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...


Shit, there’s a Ford in our future. But I’m thinking August, September not October. The winds come early on the lake they call Okeechobee…

Anonymous said...

It bodes of future disaster. They'll fix Ford, and he'll terrorize us for the next three years.

Why would you want to trade anyone to your chief rival in the same division? I don't care if the player sucks. There's always a chance that he comes back to haunt you. Don't those guys already have enough ex-Yankees who kill our pitching?

The Hammer of God

HoraceClarke66 said...

Brain makes these sorts of "trades" all the time, and they drive me crazy. Sonny Gray...for nothing! Mike Ford...for nothing! What a moax.

Kevin said...

The Sonny Gray trade was incomprehensible. Mike Ford was worth, nothing. Although trading him to the Devil Rays, NFW!

Kevin said...

My bet is that a significant trade is coming soon. But even so, we need a REAL infusion of talent that I will be shocked if Hal goes for it. Stranger things have happened, "my gawwwd, it's Roger Clemens".

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