EMERGENCY JUJU ALERT! EMERGENCY JUJU ALERT! EMERGENCY JUJU ALERT!

THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE EMERGENCY YANKEE JUJU NETWORK. 

A FULL JUJU INTERVENTION HAS BEEN DECLARED.

REPEATING: A FULL JUJU INTERVENTION HAS BEEN DECLARED.

IN THE... SECOND INNING, FIRST YANKEE BATTER.

ASSUME THE PROPER POSITION FOR A COMPLETE JUJU INTERVENTION. VIEWERS ARE INSTRUCTED TO CONFRONT THEIR TVS, RADIOS OR INFORMATIONAL DEVICES. BUT DO NOT TOUCH THEM OR HARM THEM HER IN ANY WAY. SEND JUJU APPROPRIATELY. 

REPEATING...

SECOND INNING, YANKEE LEADOFF BATTER...