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Tuesday, October 26, 2021

Joey Gallo isn't the only Yankee who had a thing about his underwear...

 Repeated in honor of Joey Gallo's pregame uniform ritual.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Giambi's Golden Thong, a poem

On days when drives are flying long,
And pitchers wonder what’s gone wrong?
The Bronx winds sing this joyous song:
“Giambi’s in his golden thong!”
Each swing reveals Giambi’s might,
Each wince inspires his mates to fight,
They know too well his painful plight:
One ball hangs left, one ball hangs right.
He leads the veteran team attack,
True courage, he shall never lack!
He eyes the pitch, then takes his whack
As golden threads ascend his crack.

Then comes the time when life turns wrong,
When wins grow short, and losses long,
And Bronx winds sing their saddest song:
“Giambi’s lost his golden thong!”

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Brilliant

- 3PCo

HoraceClarke66 said...

Indeed!

13bit said...

Oh juju gods! Why have you forsaken us? Why have you abandoned us? We built shrines to you. We did what we were told. We drank from the Sacred Waters and washed it down with salt. Why do you shit on us? When will the false pharaoh, Hal, topple from his perch? When will the idolater Brian crumble? We beg you for help. Please lead us out of this wilderness.