Monday, June 4, 2012

10 Possible Heckles for Mila Kunis

Somebody heckled Mila Kunis last night at the MTV Awards, while she was presenting with Mark Wahlberg. This made the front page today on Google News (an advanced text from 2015, when the newspapers are gone.) So what did the heckler heckle? Ten possibilities:

HEY WAHLBERG, CAN'T A DOCTOR REMOVE THAT WART FROM YOUR ELBOW?

ENJOY THE STAGE, SWEETHEART. CLOSEST YOU’LL EVER COME TO AN OSCAR IS ON SESAME STREET!

LOOK! IT'S ADAM SANDLER, AUDITIONING FOR HIS NEXT CROSS-DRESS MOVIE!

JEEZ, DEMI, YOU'RE LOOKING OLD!

EMMA STONE WON'T LOSE SLEEP OVER THIS!

STAY AWAY FROM DEREK JETER, JEZEBEL!

HOLY CRAP! MICKEY ROURKE HAD A SEX-CHANGE!


HEY LADY, WHO DRESSED YOU? EMMETT KELLEY?


WAHLBERG AND KUNIS? IS THIS MTV OR AARP?

GOODBYE, WISCONSINNNNNNNNN!

3 comments:

Joe De Pastry said...

Sometimes I don't understand why you post some of this off-topic stuff. I have no idea who this Mila Kunis person is, but based on your little picture of her, she looks OK to me. Did she do something terrible of which I'm unaware? If not, why use time and space making fun of her?
And , fuck it, MUSTANG, the WASTE FIVE MINUTES TRYING TO DECIPHER THIS SO YOU CAN PROVE YOU ARE A NUT WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO INSTEAD OF A ROBOT feature is back!

el duque said...

We do it because we can.

jdp said...

For pageviews?
That snorgtees babe should help.
meh