10 Criteria for President Obama when signing formal document to initiate drone strike to kill someone on other side of planet

1.   Is target’s name spelled correctly?

2.   Did any “SIGN HERE” tabs fall out during transit?

3.   Should aides play scary theme music, adding to drama?

4.   Make sure that on page 12, Biden didn’t insert some funny line.

5.   Are punctuation marks right? (Semi-colon abuse ran rampant under the Bush administration.)

6.   Could he possibly know any of the targets from growing up in Kenyan terror camps?

7.   Don’t mix death order with speech for Women’s History Month.

8.   Skip the boilerplate crap.

9.   Wear the gloves, so there will be no fingerprints.

10.  If target has already been killed, don’t forget to back-date it!