Thursday, December 30, 2010

Summatai mandalivinnis eeezee: The IIH July 2010 Recap

The voice died.

We got hot.

George died.

We sprang a leak.

Lou announced his impending retirement.

Ralph Houk died.

We celebrated a great moment.

We issued a warning.

We celebrated having hitched our star to
America's top ball-talkers.

Nearly half the food vendors at Yankee Stadium
faced health code violations.

Our investigative arm -- the news media -- questioned the millions of dollars
in tax breaks being bestowed upon a man who would lie about his feet bleeding,
which means he would lie about anything.

We continued the great IIH tradition.

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