Thursday, December 30, 2010

Summer of discontinent: August 2010 IIH Recap

We played our cousins.

We watched in horror as new fave
Yankee Lance Berkman hurt himself.

We signed free-agent Jimmie Reese

We kept tabs on innings-eater Javy Vazquez.

The people voted on an age-old question.

We begged for common sense.

Alphonso celebrated the bronze genius
known as Bud Selig.

We railed against mediocrity.

Syracuse wrung the last droplet of blood
from the corpse of Stephen Strasburg.

Alphonso saw what David Paterson could not: The future.

Like all pro Americans, we celebrated Glenn Beck's pro-America rally.

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