Saturday, May 19, 2018

Somebody Collapsed Under Pressure

THIS IS THE ONLY IMAGE I COULD FIND TO DESCRIBE THE PERFORMANCE OF THE YANKEES LAST NIGHT.



I apologize for the all caps.  It was a stupid mistake that I am too lazy to correct.

When I look at it I keep seeing the errors.

I keep seeing the futile swings against the air.

The poor judgement.

The lack of communication.

The effort against the worst team in baseball.

How we feel this morning.

Yikes, what a reality check after nearly 5 days of rain.

Good thing it is a long season.

No need to panic.

7 comments:

KD said...

Today I am panicked. The Gleybers error was so egregious. Can’t expect C.C. to give us four outs in an inning. Felt bad for the big man. Wow. Did you see the sweat running off his cap? Thought he was gonna expire.

Alphonso said...

I did see that flood coming off his bill.

That error makes me worry.

A lot.

TheWinWarblist said...

If none of you esteemed people would mind, I'll indulge in a bit of panic? No? No objections? Oh good then. WaaaaWwaaaaass-aaAAaaaaahhhhhhhhhjh-wwwaaaahhhg-waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey Killer Doc Warblist--no one has ever heard of Castle Connolly except all the elite hospitals in the country, which actively cite its best doctor ratings in their doctor bios and in their hospital advertising and promotions (see extensive citation of the Castle Connolly listings below from three of the top hospitals in the world). No one has ever heard of Castle Connolly except the likes of New York magazine, one of the most important publications in the country, which uses its best-doctor listings as the basis for its annual "Best Doctors" issue.

Until I brought it to your attention, you had not heard of it because you're fourth-rate piece of shit incompetent who is lucky not to have had your license suspended by now.

Clear enough, asshole? And it's obvious from the erratic pattern of your posts, their odd obsessive quality and the strange hours of posting, that you have a serious drinking problem. Get help.

New York Presbyterian:
https://www.nyp.org/about-us/awards

New York magazine:
http://nymag.com/health/bestdoctors/2012/who-decides-best-doctors/

NYU Langone:
https://nyulangone.org/press-releases/castle-connolly-names-nyu-langone-medical-center-physicians-to-annual-top-doctors-listings


Mount Sinai of New York:
http://www.mountsinai.org/about/newsroom/2015/more-than-270-mount-sinai-physicians-named-to-new-york-magazines-2015-best-doctors-issue

Anonymous said...

Derp

Anonymous said...

Derp twerp

Anonymous said...

THOSE CAPS ARE ADDICTIVE AREN'T THEY ALPHONSO?

DON'T WORRY, NO INFRINGEMENT LAWSUIT WILL BESTOW YOU.

YOU'RE SAFE.