Per the bench coach the Yankees training table and buffet guy, our esteemed leader ( EFD = El F****** DUQUE )
.......is 47 years old today.
Happy F****** Birthday ( HFD)
So HFB to EFD
Anon ( see photo )
Wednesday, June 23, 2021
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Happy cake day
Lang may yer lum reek
Happy Birthday, esteemed leader!
“Typically, better writers are going to hit into birthdays “
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Hart, we can never return the joy that you give us, each and every day. All the best my friend!
A birthday haiku
A Dynasty fades.
Only obsession remains.
The writer sees all.
Happy Birthday Hart!
Doug K.
Wow, you are only 47? I have Herpes sores that old.
If I remember correctly, I got drunk on your birthday. Then again, I got drunk most June evenings in 1974. I t was a college-age thing in the '70s.
From the way you write, I thought that you are much older!!
That impacted anal cavity that you've had to deal with must have really aged you.
But, seriously, Happy Birthday.
this site gives me joy every day and there is nothing bad about that.
The Effusive Archangel
Happy Birthday El Duque!!! Or is that the 47th Anniversary of your 21st birthday?
"Esteemed leader"? WTF?
It's PEERLESS LEADER, the mantle a young El Duque took over from former Yankees manager Frank Chance, on Chance's retirement back in...well, never mind.
Suffice it to say, he IS peerless! Happy birthday, Duque, and many happy returns on the day!
47? That's my age. That means I am a peer of the Peerless Leader. Which is blowing my mind, much like the Yankees' inability to score with RISP.
Happy Birthday, man. May you reach a 100! (as we say in Albania).
Happy Birthday El Duque! I hope you celebrate with a good amount of potent potables!
But 47?? Hmmm. LOL
Jack Benny fans want to know: Is 47 the new 39?
HBD...
Nice start, Yanks. Assholes
A rally.
Three walks.
Anyone for a no-no?
Our old friend GIDP is here
Oh hell--I jinxed it.
A two out hit? With runners in scoring position?
Who'da thunk it?
A hit with RISP, and two outs, and with run(s) scoring. this is the turnaround we needed, boys. And it only took a few dozen fails.
You all doubted this was even possible, but who's laughing now that the season is saved
47...sure that's not the year of birth?
Happy birthday. Was Boris and Natasha's boss named Fearless Leader or Peerless Leader? I though it was Fearless, but memory is a tricky thing at my age.
King really sucked in the 5th. What the hell happened? I remember the guy who pitched masterfully for 7 against some other tomato can.
So now, Chad. A very good pitcher who's had some really rocky outings. Well, he got the out after King loaded the bases a la King.
Has Clint now received a temporary stay of duque's demotion order to SWB?
Duque's hit on Frazier might take a while. The hired man had a couple of other jobs lined up for other teams. Did a great job on Hicks, though, I have to say.
Duque, do journalists get pensions?
When you stop laughing, let me know. Thanks.
Judge has refound his swing at low and outside pitches.
More shitty umping.
Afternoon game tomorrow, which means I can watch it starting 10 a.m.
Sometimes I love Pacific time.
JM, try Hawaii. It's even better. The super bowl comes on at noon. Spring training games for breakfast.
That sounds great. And I hear the pineapple is fresh.
Stanton, like Judge, has refound his swing at low and outside pitches.
We have 9 walks and 3 hits and 2 runs.
Jesus fried chicken.
Yanks squandering opportunities...
Voit fans.
Had four outs to work with that inning too given Stanton's "walk."
Britton serving meatballs for dinner today.
GIDP. How many is that now? 912?
Hello old GIDP.
Ive come to see you again.
Don't worry. Odor will save us. Heh.
Odor doesn't stink...
11 walks and 2 runs. Must be some sort of record.
Lolz. That, I did not expect.
Roughneck Bad Odor puts us ahead.
A two out hit? AGAIN?!?!?!
What next, cat's sleeping with dogs?
I still don't like him, but I'll take his home run.
Rolaids is warming up...
All that stands between the Yankees and a win, is flop-sweat firehose.
I'm nervous.
What's with the terrible racist Atlanta Braves chant at Yankee Stadium?
@JM...Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes. It's played everywhere...
Jane Fonda must be in the stands.
Sorry, I should've said the shitty racist Atlanta Braves chant. My bad.
I saw her at our pre-pandemic hangout. She is incredibly tiny.
No prob...it's not that either...
What is it?
Not shitty or terrible...not racist...
Ah. But it is the Braves chant, no? What's it doing in the Bronx?
The ump jumped out of the way.
@JM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_QLxj8jCF0
It's a great song...however YMMV
It's not a Braves chant...
And it's not the chop which is racist.
I get it. Yeah, the Stripes. Didn't know that, thanks for the edumacation.
And it's chanted in every stadium and arena for the last few years running...
YW
Runner is in Chapo's head.
It's hard getting old, Ranger. What can I say?
It reminds me of a background vocal refrain from Bowie's "Africa Night Flight." Circa 1980, so you see where I'm coming from.
@JM...lol wow that sounds like that...if Bowie were alive I'd consider suing...
On that strikeout pitch...made me think of the T Rex LP "The Slider."
God, I'm old.
Bases loaded and a rookie without a big league hit up.
What could happen?
He's pitching like he's scared of a kid who never got a hit.
You gotta be kidding me.
Looks like he'll walk in the tying run. Then probably giving up the winning hit after that.
He's so predictable.
Chapman has got to go...I'm going to take some Rolaids now after this...
The song I'm thinking of right now is Crazy Train.
I'd rather have Kyra Sedgewick as the closer.
What a fucking disaster...
And, a hit. Of course.
And you can't take him out, because...well, because.
Me too
That is the single worst clutch moment I have ever seen in professional sports. If they released Aroldis Chapman tomorrow morning I would have absolutely no problem with it. They will never win anything with this bum.
Jesus Christmas. The Royals?
Next thing you know this championship caliber team will get swept by the Tigers.
Ooooh, Chapman is angry. Great. If only he was effective.
I think "blown save" is a nice way of saying he blows.
Imagine giving El Duque this sorry excuse for a birthday present
Dick, too late.
Chapman's only getting angry about his bullshit NOW?
Remember Mariano? Good times.
What happened to Chapman? Certainly his arm isn't cooked after pitching everyday for three months.
I'd settle for David Robertson right now.
Story of my life Rufus.
Judge earns the Golden Sombrero.
I think it's fair to say he's in a slump.
Leinstery, Mariano would still have closed it out. He pitched a lot of games.
You know you're having a bad night when your clutch guys are Clint and Odor.
OMG.
Now we will lose it in the tenth
OK, I take back *ONE* bad thing I said about ICS.
Sanchez!!!!
The guy is on fire.
And there have been so many to choose from Rufus
I see another GIDP in my future.
Royals bail us out from that. Wade goes to second.
OK, just not this inning.
Voit gives Duque a Birthday present!
Well, then!
Holy shit.
Our usual punching bags punch back.
OK, now I can go to dinner and drink even more.
Happy birthday, Duque ....
Who would have thunk this?
Now that was a big win...
YES> WOWOWOWOOWWOW!!!
Happy Birthday Duque!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winning pitcher, Aroldis Chapman.
Most meaningless stat in baseball by far -- wins for relief pitchers.
Well shut my mouth
Good for Sanchez and Voit picking us up. But I'm serious. I don't want to see that bum Chapman in pinstripes again,
Agreed, HC66. I don't blame him for the seeing-eye grounder or the lucky blooper, but the total head case mound shitting after that--GTFO.
Happy Birthday to The Duque!
Really—you said it, Pocono Steve.
Everyone—even The Great One—coughs one up from time to time. A ball drops in, or you just don't have it, and that's that.
But to not get the ball over the plate in four tries? To a guy who has never had a big-league hit?
Nononononononononononono.
This chump has ended our last two seasons, and he's never come up big in a big game. And now this. Enough. Deal him for what you can get, and move on.
Hooray, but . . . having to scramble to eke out win against a team like the Royals is a good news/bad news sort of thing.
Did everyone see the YES posting of the contrast between the numbers between Chapman's first dozen or so games and his last dozen or so games? Pretty ominous. For the past two weeks he's been a very bad pitcher indeed.
Chapman's ERA for June is 6.14.
Yes, well it's well known that athletes perform like atomic clocks, and any deviation is predictive of imminent disaster.
Chapman's slide has been precipitous FOR A MONTH, so you apologia for this aging disaster is irrelevant, like most of your posts.
Happy Belated Birthday, El Duque! You're only 47? Holy crap, I thought you were at least 70 or 75. As Platoni noted above, we're peers of our Peerless Leader! Who'd have thunk it?
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