Thursday, July 7, 2022

Red Alert


 Everyone notice that Rizzo is not in the line-up against Boston?

Duque mentioned " Mattingly's back problems" a few posts ago.

Both play first base.

Both are key to success.

We all thought Rizzo was being rested for Boston. 

What is up?

7 comments:

The Archangel said...

Nothing to worry about.
Don't you believe Boonie.

After all, Hal Scrotumbrenner loves him and Cashamn.

All is well. [Animal House reference alert.]

Doug K. said...

You can add Aaron Judge to the is not playing list. Lower body issues.

The Archangel said...

Now Judge is not playing tonight because he has, "lower body tightness.'

Cue the Black Swan.

I know what some of you guys are thinking, But lower body issues are nothing to make light of.
My Dad had lower body issues for over 50 years and it be tough to watch him when it was acting up. Of course he got his in the winter of 44-45 pushing Krauts back into Germany.

Seriously, it is important that Judge saves himself for his future employer.

BTR999 said...

No Judge, No Rizzo
I guess we’re punting tonight, maybe the rest of the series, too?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

"But Rick, We'll always have Callo."

At least he's batting ninth.

Now, round up the usual suspects.

TheWinWarblist said...

No Judge? No Rizzo?


Fuck.

DickAllen said...

That means Cole needs to throw a no-no.