Friday, March 14, 2008

Exclusive: Secret promotions to be unveiled this season at Yankee Stadium

Oh boy, the I-Team here at IT IS HIGH got its hands on a hot one today -- the super-secret plan for fan promotions at Yankee Stadium this summer!
First, a capital improvement.
They've installed a new organ!
There are two -- that's right, two -- twinbills on the schedule.
Conjoined twins get in for half price!
You won't want to miss Bill Belichick Night.
Signs from the opposing team will be intercepted and broadcast on the Jumbotron!

The first Monday game of every month will be
Balance a Pizza on Your Head Night!

And, finally, a novel twist on a fan favorite!
Helmet Night!

You'll love 'em!

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