Thursday, March 13, 2008

The Red Sox are Absolutely Doomed

Brian Cashman's greatest off-season move might be this: somehow arranging the introduction of Botox Red Sox pitcher Clay Buchholz ... pictured here:

to Penthouse Pet of the Year, Erica Ellyson, pictured here:

Not only does this confirm that America is a great country -- where a guy looking like that can match wits with a woman who knows how to buckle garters or whatever they're called -- but this has all the makings of Tony Romo-Jessica Simpson, aka Yoko Romo.

Oh, boy. This. Is. Gonna. Be. Great.


Anonymous said...

They're GARTERS.

Maybe time for a gender change there, "Suzyn?"

Wailin' Suzyn said...


Kindergartners, garter snakes, mortgages, gaiters, garters. Got it.


Anonymous said...

Garters, fine. But don't they snap together with Buchholz?

BernBabyBern said...

Buchholz better keep his girlfriend away from Ellsbury. No woman can resist his charms - that .298 avg. at Pawtucket makes the babes swoon. He will make her his "Love Client No. 999"

Actually, I think we should have more Buchholz updates - just so we can keep running more pictures of Erica.