Friday, March 21, 2008

High fashion in Florida

Our friends at Rays Index are selling hilariously sweet "Yuck the Fankees" T-shirts. Seeing as how the average woman in Florida sweats through three or four of T-shirts a day, they're probably selling like six-packs of Coors Light at a St. Petersburg 7-11.
We suspect the trailer parks are awash in navy blue and faces everywhere awash in red from laughter.
We're a little surprised to see the item listed for sale under the heading "YUCK the FANKEES mens (more on back)", not that there's anything wrong with that.

While we're on the subject of Tampa, here are some news bits to ponder as the Rays embark on yet another thrilling bid to attain a .500 record:

Deputies search for kangaroo turns up nothing.

Seats at football stadium turn pink.

Tampa area janitors receive terrorism training.

Tampa Bay Bucs play "Rock You Like a Hurricane" during halftime of game against the New Orleans Saints.

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