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Monday, March 31, 2008

Amazing metaphor for life resumes today

Nine, like, incredible links between baseball and, you know... wow.

1. Nine planets – nine positions.

2. Man and woman – pitcher and catcher.

3. Four seasons – four bases.

4. Father, Son, Holy Ghost – three strikes, yer out.

5. Designated driver – designated hitter.

6. Every journey starts and ends at home.

7. Insiders and outsiders -- Infielders and outfielders.

8. People -- fans.

9. In cases of two or more baserunners and with less than two outs, a fly ball determined to be catchable within the infield is immediately designated as an out, with the runners allowed to advance at their own discretion – tax law.

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