Monday, November 16, 2009

NASA sends shuttle into outer space to try and blow up nemesis star, as outlined by ancient Mayans and new movie

OK, I know what you're saying:

But el Duque, what does this have to do with the Yankees?
Now, think. THINK: If the nemesis star crashes into the ocean, causing 500-foot tall waves to hurdle across every continent... what sports season next year -- in which the reigning champions will be seeking their 28th rings -- will be in jeopardy?

What? You think this is hokum? Why would NASA name its Space Shuttle after the continent swamped by the previous asteroid? Hm? Hm? Hmmmmmmmmmmm?


dadlak said...

shouldn't that be "28th rings, driven by Jeep"?

Alibi Ike said...

What I'm thinking is:

Hey, didn't you say you had a BOOK to write???

BuckFoston said...

R.I.P. space shuttle program 1977-2010.