Sunday, November 22, 2009

Yankee Fans Eject Seely From Yankee Fandom

Dadlak may have had a point, but Alphonso's view won out. According to our poll, "gotcha" journalist and self-styled Yankee fan Hart Seely is no fan at all. Seely, you'll remember, shocked the Yankiverse by publishing a hate-filled screed in support of the Red Sox, involving sick children and puppets, on the very eve of the 2009 World Series.

Pete Rose, Roger Clemens and Ugueth Urbina could not be reached for comment.


Whitey Fraud said...

Good riddance.


Go pahk your cahr in Hahvard Yahd.

Good work, Frankie.

kaldad said...

As Ronald Reagan once said, "Trust, but verify." How will we know that Mr. Seely has truly left the building of Yankee Fandom and won't be hanging out in the runway just outside the dugout, luring impressionable little children with funny green puppets? If this act needs to be taken at all, it needs to be done right.

It also seems possible that Mr. Seely could continue to pose as a Yankee fan under an assumed name - something like "Anonymous".