IT IS HIGH! IT IS FAR! IT IS GONE... but caught.: Josh Beckett Suffering From Intestinal Turmoil

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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Josh Beckett Suffering From Intestinal Turmoil

Posted by David Ballela at 11:05 AM

He won't be able to pitch tonight. Dice K, Bucholz and Saltalamacchia have all suffered from it previously. Looks like Gammons is next.

2 comments:

Jerry Mumphrey said...: Back in the day we called it "Intestinal Blockage".; June 21, 2011 at 8:32 PM
Dr. Fill said...: One fiesty gerbil can wreck your rotation.; June 21, 2011 at 10:40 PM

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