'51 Yanks solve Mariano, take 2-1 lead over '98ers in G.O.A.T. World Series

"Suzyn, this is about missed opportunities..."
Pauly's baserunning blunder...
Superchief wobbly in fifth...
Did Torre bring in Mo too early?
Gil McDougald... G.O.A.T. MVP?
Knobby's drive falls short; it's a small ball series!
Next up: Eddie Lopat v Orlando Hernandez
THE JUNKMAN V EL DUQUE

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Maybe Just Go With "Best Wishes" Next Time, Brian

Personalized autographs are nothing new.

Just ask Jack Hare, the world's champion globe-trotting fighter.

But, Jaysus, Mr. McNamee -- maybe ditch the clumsy "A lifetime of achievements can be defined by a singular monumental mistake" next time.

A simple "Best Wishes" ought to do.

Or follow Hare's lead and go with the dated but polite "Yours Faithfully."


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Brian's Buddies"?

Mustang said...

There were no Brian MacNamees back in Jack Hare's day. Hare's trainers spared his constitution such feminizing influences as water and vegetables, monitored his intake of flat ale, and consulted not the apothecarist but the phrenologist. And they molded a champion!

Anonymous said...

How about, "No, really, I can drive."