Wednesday, August 20, 2008

News Flash: Sun Rises in East, Kitten Chases Tail, Pavano Hurt

This just in: Pavano Has Stiff Neck, May Miss Saturday Start

(Note to readers: Insert choking joke here)

In other news, Hideki Irabu won't be starting Saturday either. After drinking 20 mugs of beer he punches out a bartender after his credit card is denied.

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