Monday, August 18, 2008

Yanks squander entire week's allotment of runs in one game

What were they thinking?

Yes, I know... sometimes you just tear open that 2-pound bag of Cherry Red Twizlers and don't stop eating faux-plastic until your briefs chafe and the oil gives your chin a healthy rainbow sheen.

But hell, these are disciplined, highly trained, top-notch pro athletes.

How could Joe let the team use all its runs for the week?

In a pennant race, no less!

Those 15 runs should have won at least three games. If we get shutout by Roy Halladay, I want a Congressional investigation.

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