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Mets 129.5
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NFL 22.5
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College Basketball 13
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Rangers 3
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Milwaukee Bucks 2
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Catsup Curt Schilling 1
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
RIP: Tommy Lasorda 1
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Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
Mets 132
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NFL w (Super Bowl) 52
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Covid 37
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Len Dykstra disgrace 1
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YANKEES 211.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Golf 6
Big Papi shooting 3.5
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Jets 68
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NCAA basketball 20.5
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NCAA football 3.5
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Bryce Harper 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
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NFL Playoffs 18
NCAA basketball 14.5
Golf 8
NCAA Football 6
NBA Playoffs 6
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Mets 109
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NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
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Rangers 10
Redsocks 5
NBA Playoffs 5
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4 comments:
It's official.
Thanks to the immaculate performance tonight of a certain Alexander Emannuel Rodriguez, the 2008 New York Yankees have finally overtaken the 2004 New York Yankees for the dubious title of "The Worst Team Money Can Buy."
Somebody kill me now.
Oh, wait, forget it. It's no big deal. Joe Girardi just said so at the press conference: "Tomorrow's another day."
Sorry, everyone, false alarm. Go back into happy mode now.
This is what the home plate umpire saw when Daddy Andy was on the mound.
Today is tomorrow and tomorrow is today.
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