Sunday, December 16, 2012

In an alternative universe, Brandon Weeden signed with the Yankees years ago

And today, the Giants don't need him to beat Washington.

Thus, if the Browns beat the Redskins, through an incredible loophole of irony, New York fans will have benefited from Weeden's choice not to go to NY.

Leaving us all to wonder:

In that alternative universe where Drew Henson said no to George, what team does Derek Jeter now play for? And is Justin Bieber a girl?

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