Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Who Is This Year's Mystery Woman?

If I remember correctly, it was at the winter meetings in Nashville a year or so ago, that Mr. Cashman cavorted with a mystery woman on a restaurant table.

She, unfortunately for Brian, was a stalker and, post coitus, ruined Cash's marriage, his reputation and his trading acumen.  She went to Rikers for most of the regular season, and then some.  I don't know this for sure, but there is a rumor she is marrying a guard there.

Brian should be so lucky.

Which brings us to these winter meetings in Nashville.  Brian was last seen rappelling down an office building in Stamford, Ct.  Presumably, to clear his head for rebuilding the Yankees to a level of some mediocrity.

He hasn't pulled off any major deals yet, but that does not mean he is idly hanging around.

Check this new dance partner out:


Quick suggestion:  Before serious canoodling on any table top and name exchanges, make sure she isn't another nut case.  I can have my friend Tony Brogamo vet her, if you know what I mean.

We can't afford any more bad deals.

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